「 Commissar 」

✧ Certified goofy
✧ I stream bad gameplay
✧ Live Saturday @ 6PM PST (if I want to)
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@Warcraft Is this why we don't have a budget for proper Gamemasters anymore, Blizzard?

Is destroying 20 years worth of your own legacy worth it to save a couple hundred grand a year outsourcing the work to 3rd world countries instead?

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@destructoid Choosing to put TPM requirements on a game only to find out that informed users will refuse to play is not what I would call a unrealistic expectation.

It *is* what I would call funny.

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@SeaSnippers @alvierne MY BROTHER IN MICROSLOP, THE SPY CHIP IN MY COMPUTER DOESN'T NEED TO BE THERE TO PLAY GAMES

(it doesn't stop cheating anyway, change my mind)

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@AmeliajakSolana Shes perfect

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@messeduppcs spoiler aler: he is modding

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The world wide web was a mistake

[Brian McDonald @BrianMcDonaldIE]

Absolutely crazy story here: A US citizen sailed his own yacht from America to Russia to meet a girl from Kazan he'd chatting with online. The journey took almost a year (with stops in Portugal, Spain, Italy, Greece and Turkey).

When he finally docked in Sochi, illegally and without a visa, the FSB found a rifle and ammunition on board during a customs inspection. He says he brought it for self-defence and didn’t realise it was illegal to bring into Russia.

A Sochi court today sentenced him to five years in a penal colony.

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@payowow @Warcraft Um ACKSUALLY you cannot get that tabard in-game which means that he is in a guild with that design. This means that people are attacking a human named Kultiras (who must be in a guild) and in conclusion these horde deserve the quick release of death.

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She thinks you're crusty Dave..

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Go to your GPT and ask it to generate an image based on how you've interacted with it lmao

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UPDATE: With only a HDMI cable, I have linked the capture card to the GPU and created the dual PC setup my calculus told me was possible so long ago. After installing Elgato HD Game Capture (for the audio capture obviously) and cloning the displays properly...

I can now rest

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I bet Michelangelo would have been pretty good at car detailing

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@davepl1968 For what it is worth, I am pretty sure this is the Magnum Opus of all Task Manager jokes, and will remain so. Every meme ever made regarding our favorite utility until this moment was worse, and every one after it will be as well.

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Last chance Microsoft, if you reboot my Windows 10 PC for some goofy definition update again I will change the maximum update check in the registry to 25 years and never think about it for as long as I use this machine.

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@emiokok watch me crank that robo cop

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@Jesus_Seguradud @wallyrashid @grok

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@xDivZero

[Fallout @Fallout]

📅 Save the date! Our annual #FalloutDay Broadcast will be streaming live on October 23 at 1pm ET, with the FalloutforHope post-show immediately following.

Tune in for the latest news about our existing Fallout games, community celebrations, and upcoming fan events!

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It's weird how every year at TwitchCon there is some new crazy controversy that definitely couldn't have been planned for months or years ahead of the event taking place.

Anyway I have a Kick lmao
https://t.co/284cX0dw2e

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@codemiko gah dah

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@SouthPark We understand, please make sure the polish on the dick jokes is immaculate.