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@IGotLocked13 I don't think it's bad but it's incredibly mid. HL1 had a way more interesting premise and enemy variety with all the Xen stuff. The setting for HL2 is fucking boring.

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@WiggerMaggot Nothing is allowed to be serious anymore.

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@avrilbradley23 I still think that one map obviously made by an Indian is hilarious, literally all the america/European chunks also inexplicably have a hunk of India tacked on. You are not like me, brownoid!

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@henchgirlsylva "We didn't know we were going to make a sequel" vs "we have no idea how to make a sequel"

343 fans should be put down like the dogs they are.

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@normalfunguy Even violence is 'safe edgy' these days

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@DelusionPosting Person clearly never read the books because how is Tom Bombadil a self-insert? Even if he was a self insert, he has little to no effect on the story? Totally different from making your self-insert the main character.

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@ShitpostRock This just in: man discovers for the first time that women are held to way lower standards

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@JudgementofEnma My parents love me. I love my kids. That doesn't mean I never got punished as a child, or that I never punish my kids. Sometimes to "love thy enemy" is to send them back to God.

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@Critical_Scribe Huh, Halo and Star Wars blowing up over the same thing; people under the delusions of sunk cost fallacy yelling at the older fans. Sorry I remember when (insert thing) used to be good, and would like it to continue to be good.

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@YourPalRags Idk where this new era of "I like this IP, therefore I like everything released under this IP" has come from.

It's one thing for a movie/series to develope a cult following, but this is so different. This is preferring microwave taquitos over a good steak.

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@SwanyPlaysGames It's like the Halo 2 button combos. Completely unintentional, but once someone figured it out, that was it.

MLG is as much at fault for multiplayer decline as horrible leftist writers are at fault for campaign decline.

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@Anchovy_Pizza I long for a Marine game, but I don't think 343 could do it justice.

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@ya8low Large automatic shotguns are going to be the future

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@sunnyright This is a big issue for every country. Regardless of being an ally, or bare minimum a neutral country, why should the rims for US military tires say "hecho en Mexico" on the inside?

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@Z032111293 @WiggerMaggot Never bothered with Destiny, not my style of game

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@LewisTheGoat3 @WiggerMaggot For a mini-boss type encounter, like how Hunters are treated, sure. Maybe.

But I have a feeling if they restricted themselves that way, it probably wouldn't have needed a watcher to respawn, and just had two lives. They are really good at making obnoxious enemies.

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@FrozenOnyx 343 to Halo Studios was a rebrand, not a whole new studio. We've known since 2014 a different studio should be making Halo.

Every time they make it visually look like they're "bringing back Halo", the writing sucks.

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@turbomander Is there a rat dick in your wife? Case closed.

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@ThatLazyOtakuVT Ammo reserves balanced around Multiplayer, and Prometheans. Halo 4 was bad.

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@HubPointless larpslop