Commissioner Jokes

Commissioner of the Realistic Basketball League

9th richest person in the world.

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Developer did a simulation on the in development Manager mode on the Joshua Robins-Eric Fox trade... and let's just say the Aviators did very well.

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Chiefs (Kacey Walker, Marcus Williams)
Wildcats (Demarius Jones, Hendrick Mcdorthy)
Aviators (Aaron Garrison, Russell Anthony)
All-star game starters and reserves will be revealed shortly.

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we're not doing that weak ass all star weekend in the NBA

Dunk Contest:
Quantavius Parks
Jack Scholz
Dorian Lawson
Fraco Paul

3pt contest:
Gregory Baines
Chris Miller
Rodrick Allen
Eric Fox
Jeff Hayward
John Miller
Skills Challenge:
Bulls (Jalen Parks, Mike Johnson)

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we're not doing that weak ass all star weekend in the NBA

Dunk Contest:
Quantavius Parks
Jack Scholz
Dorian Lawson
Fraco Paul

3pt contest:
Gregory Baines
Chris Miller
Rodrick Allen
Eric Fox
Jeff Hayward
John Miller
Skills Challenge:
Bulls (Jalen Parks, Mike Johnson)

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Ye has been banned from ever coming to anything associated with the RBA. Anyone in the league that would like to protest will be banned indefinitely. Also WEEZY products will no longer be worn in games.

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Full trade:

Spurs: De'Aaron Fox, Jordan McLaughlin

Kings: Zach LaVine, Sidy Cissoko, three first round picks (2025 CHA, 2027 SAS, 2031 MIN), three second round picks (2025 CHI, 2028 DEN, 2028 own back)

Bulls: Zach Collins, Tre Jones, Kevin Huerter, their own 2025 pick via SAS

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I will let 2 RBA players preview my blacktop 1v1 game mode later today. If you're down, reply to this tweet.

January 31st 5 PM EST: Phase 1.

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@IceChrisMiller @QuantaviusParks @MJRBAGOAT @BainesGreg61597 filming a trailer. Need you guys.

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#RBW5 cover shoot w/ @HenryFordRB. December 16th.

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De'Shawn Louis Lambert III's career has been reactivated. Don't ask why or complain about why.

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Preseason will start today at 6PM EST. First matchup is Musketeers vs Heat.

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RBA is back.

10/20 8PM Bulls @ Jazz
10/20 10PM Heat @ Musketeers
10/21 1PM Wildcats @ Bulldogs

and even more.

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Cannon Carpe will be fined $100M. Don't ask or excessively use it as satire.