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@Super70sSports Greatest “Love Boat” episode ever:

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@Super70sSports Greatest invention since the wheel:

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@11point7 All year, the scouting report on USC was “Excellent Pitching; So-So Hitting”.
Now it seems to be “Excellent Hitting; So-So Pitching”. 🤔

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@Ben_Upton5 Similar to what they did with Pat McAfee during the West Virginia game, ESPN keeps talking about & showing “Mercer college baseball legend Ben Upton” sitting in the stands behind home plate. 😉👍⚾️

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@slmandel I think that the David in question was @davidubben

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@AriWasserman How about an MMA match between @AriWasserman and @AndyStaples?
🥊🤔

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@slmandel And Cody Campbell is an inning away from having yet another major temper tantrum from not getting everything he wants within 10 seconds of demanding it.
😭

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@11point7
@Ben_Upton5
@noahdarling_

Don’t you think that Alabama will respond by doing the same at their Super-Regional? Or will they try to one-up their rival by offering $1 hot dogs & beers?
🤔🌭🍺🐘

[Auburn Baseball @AuburnBaseball]

The moment you've all been waiting for...

ALL. WEEKEND. LONG! 🌭🍻

#WarEagle

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@Ben_Upton5 My coach wouldn’t have punched me in the face…
He would have laughed in my face, begged me to enter the Portal, and even offered to pay all of my moving expenses out of his own pocket.
🙄

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@slmandel

Why does your ID photo on the Paul Finebaum Show make you look like the villain bent on world domination from a 1960s James Bond movie, who has just uttered the sentence:
“No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!”
🤔

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@JDelongchamps Excuse me, but I don’t believe that I see the name Jack DeLongchamps in either of those images. May I please speak to the Manager?
👎😡
@11point7
@Ben_Upton5
@noahdarling_

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@noahdarling_ If he were still around today, I know of one person who could solve this “excessive celebrations problem” in approximately 10 seconds:

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@ESPNMcGee

In case you’re looking for an investment opportunity.
(I’m not sure if this includes the entire Chris Gaines Catalog as well).

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@Super70sSports If your first wife left you for that reason, consider yourself lucky—definitely addition by subtraction for you. 👍

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@bmarcello @finebaum The Coppertone Corporation has just issued a press release stating that this Summer they will be releasing a “Special Edition Brandon Marcello Sunscreen SPF 5000”.
🧴🥵😉

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@Super70sSports That blonde is definitely interested in that guy’s meat. 👀

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#espnsqueezeplay
@Mike_Rooney
@ChrisBurke02

The song that the Troy fans are singing in Gainesville right now:

https://t.co/YbstDTIHA7

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@11point7 https://t.co/krkOvZy221

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@11point7 Florida looks totally unprepared and completely disinterested.

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@11point7
@Ben_Upton5
@noahdarling_

Is it just me, or does Florida look completely disinterested in playing baseball today? It’s like they don’t even want to be there…totally listless.
😴