Karl Commits War Crimes

Geneva Convention Who?

[Karl Commits War Crimes @CommitsWar]

Mental State: Unstable.
Coca Cola: Finished.
Sleep: None.
Laundry: Incomplete.
Food? Food.
Hotel: Trivago

[Karl Commits War Crimes @CommitsWar]

Oh snap its 12:11 did not realize that, so here is my final say on whether or not pineapple on pizza is okay, it's not.

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Honestly, why didn't I start this essay earlier? Oh right, I'm a procrastinating lil shit, nevermind y'all carry-on, ignore my self destructive tendencies.

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This is kinda how I committed war crimes but to a larger radius, lol it's just the Gemini in me. xD 🤷🏻‍♂️

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#selfie

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@AnpandaB Don't matter if you're white, black, asian, etc you gon' get clapped.😤😤😤

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Just learned about what a racism is, what the hell?

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Now this is facts.

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😏😏

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New body new skin 😳😳😳

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Look at my friends, lil shits.

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Just watched Logan again, shit still makin a homie cry in the clubs😭😭

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Feelings suck, why can't we just be jellyfish those homies just be swishin around not giving a f*ck I respect that.

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Was supposed to go out tonight but staying in and wallowing in my existstential crisis is a much better use of my time

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I'm on a very questionable set rn and tbh, I have no idea what we're tryna film here

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oh boy shouldn't have done what I did

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My friend doesn't know what wumbo is and I'm disgusted.

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I just woke up and I just want to know WHY THE HELL I HAD TO WAKE UP AT 7? smh circadian rhythm better back the f up.

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Why does the cafe only make 2 pans of the Alfredo? I wanted seconds but NOOOOO these peeps had to change it to a marinara, I DON'T WANT A TASTELESS MARINARA, smh

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#WW3 boutta bring back the flashbacks😎