Randy Comets

canes #1

[Randy Comets @CommodoreComets]

So just a regular Sunday for a #chud like me 🫩

[Swift @SwiftYouTube_]

Fantasy Football punishment day

20 mile run
15 donuts
10 beers
5 goons

Pray for me 🙏

[greg @greg16676935420]

Having “Oz the Mentalist” on stage with Trump and not saying anything beforehand might be the biggest fraud exposure of 2026

[Randy Comets @CommodoreComets]

Bro doesn’t know about larping

[𝑆𝑖𝑏𝑦𝑙 𝑉𝑎𝑛𝑒 ౨ৎ @venus_weeping]

Kinda crazy how the concept of a Poser doesn't exist to gen z because they are all posers

[Randy Comets @CommodoreComets]

@goodbreffis He’s just nervous. He’s a great guy

[🄳🄸🅁🅃🅈 🄱🄸🅁🄳 @dirtyyybird]

2029: A billionaire buys the Marlins and buys them out of their stadium lease, then moves them to Nashville. Miami reclaims the Orange Bowl site, partners with The U, and rebuilds it for football—48,000 seats with a retractable roof. The only one in college football. Orange Bowl name is restored. All is now right in the World.

[305 Sports @305Sportss]

That’s CRAZY. GABOS is INTERNATIONAL 🤯🌎 @MALACHITONEY2 @CanesFootball

French Tennis star Arthur Fils used Malachi Toney’s iconic phrase, “Game ain’t based on sympathy.”

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

LeBron never did that

[Randy Comets @CommodoreComets]

Please @steelers please

[Billy M @BillyM_91]

Thieneman on-field drill workouts. SAF2

[Randy Comets @CommodoreComets]

I like how they still captured Alex Pretti’s resistance to arrest and confrontational behavior towards law enforcement.

[New York Post @nypost]

Dancers reenact the ICE shooting of Renee Good and Alex Pretti through performance protest

[Randy Comets @CommodoreComets]

Yo littlestjeff1 please mute bro im trying to clutch

[Arsenio "Missileman" @Ascii211]

I'm so sorry.
This is my fault.
About 2 years ago I spent almost an hour discussing this with engineers at EOTech at AUSA, they said $15k one off but would price cut due to wanting one for demo use. so ya, my bad

[Randy Comets @CommodoreComets]

That’d be fine, just give the canes the Orange Bowl grounds back and we’ll be good

[Marlins Historian @MarlinsHistory]

Absolutely terrible what they did to one of the cathedrals of baseball. It used to be so simple.
Move the Dolphins to Québec.
#Marlins #MLB

[Randy Comets @CommodoreComets]

I’d jump off da high dive dahn there in Coral Gables for the chance to see my Canes put belt to behind #HoosierDaddyNow #GoCanes

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Be a friend, tell a friend..

SHAHTAHT @SeatGeek, the greatest ticket buying platform on planet Earth.. and… THE MOOOOON

Giving away 3 pairs of 100 Level tickets to the National Championship starting tomorrow.. a pair each day next 3 days.

Cheers.. and

GO FOOTBALL

[Miami Heatle 🔥🐬 @HeatleMiami]

GABOS

[Randy Comets @CommodoreComets]

If you have the tagline “This isn’t ______, it’s ______.” about halfway through your post you’re officially a #clankposter

[Tate @MiamiTate]

1 win from the natty thanks to the best freshman to ever wear that U. #GABOS

[Randy Comets @CommodoreComets]

Shane Steichen is a psychopath and will win a Super Bowl in his NFL career

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Insane: The Colts ran a fake punt on 4th down and they converted...

The next play, on 1st & 10, they left the punt team on the field and ran a fake punt again.

Texans players had no clue what was happening.

😭😭😭

[Omar345 @otmar345]

Jakobe Thomas says he just likes hitting people over and over until they fold. He also said that he’s willing to go to war with anybody, anywhere, even in the parking lot😤. Yeah this team is different. Ohio State, Lace Up Your Boots.

[Randy Comets @CommodoreComets]

Ur such a goober Rovel. Get stuffed in a locker

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

Miami’s original NIL booster John Ruiz.

His company, MSP Recovery (formerly LifeWallet) said to be once worth $32.6B, was delisted to the pink sheets last week.

Its last reported quarter of revenue? $198,000!

[RJC @RJCprod]

GOD BLESS THEM