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[Conrad @CommonCynic]

@emilyonhere Same. Bought the house from her parents. Found a bean pot from 1983 up there.

[Conrad @CommonCynic]

NOW all these platforms and businesses and people are backing away from this guy. Now. Like he hasn't been this guy the whole time. Like they haven't enabled him from the very beginning. Now, with 2 weeks left in power. Spare me the useless gesture. I see you.

[Conrad @CommonCynic]

@tgagel Brings new meaning to “save the neck for me, Clark”

[Conrad @CommonCynic]

#GameOfThonesFinale

[Conrad @CommonCynic]

@WestWingWeekly #GamefThrones PTSD crossover event with Dany and Josh triggered by ringing bells.

[Conrad @CommonCynic]

@keelsull I’m sorry but if your answer is not AJ, you’re wrong. Livia should not be on this list. There, I said it.

[Conrad @CommonCynic]

@jbendery @seanspicer Please use a Diet Coke napkin for this kind of intraplane interaction, like normal people totally do. #youneverknow

[Conrad @CommonCynic]

Hey, if you think “shithole countries” is bad, don’t worry. He’ll top it next week!

Sincerely,
Some very fine people

[Conrad @CommonCynic]

@WestWingWeekly happy Shibboleth Day! See you guys in Boston.

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

Action is the most genuine form of prayer.

[Conrad @CommonCynic]

@sloishamster @HamillHimself Raise your hand if you survived episode 7!

[Conrad @CommonCynic]

Cut to Dragonstone cave 5 min earlier: Jon painting the walls himself. #TalkTheThrones

[Conrad @CommonCynic]

Danny: Yeah, right. Dead men walking. Like that’ll ever happen. Now if you’ll excuse me it’s time for my daily dragon ride. #GameOfThrones

[Conrad @CommonCynic]

Well that was not a great episode for 2 out of 3 eunuchs. #Stormborn #GameOfThrones

[Conrad @CommonCynic]

I could win an election at any level in any state today solely on the platform of mandatory skip ads option on all Internet videos.

[Conrad @CommonCynic]

@jmspool It goes wherever you need to.

[Conrad @CommonCynic]

@meyerweb West side?

[Conrad @CommonCynic]

It's more important to stay in power than admit you were wrong. Really, really wrong.

[Conrad @CommonCynic]

Wow, who could have seen all this coming? I mean, other than 66 million American voters? Besides them...

[Conrad @CommonCynic]

I'd be ok with every presentation ending on this note. #aeabos @bigmediumjosh