Common Pitt Girl

hailing to Pitt and embracing my inner basic bitch. parody account | send me your Pitt-related tweets!

[Common Pitt Girl @CommonPittGirl]

it’s always “wyd” and never “fifth walk sign is on to cross fifth”

[Joan Gabel @PittChancellor]

#Juneteenth is a day of celebration and connection for Black Americans. It’s also a day for our community—and our nation—to listen, learn and reaffirm our commitment to realizing true equity for all.

[Souf Oaklin fo' Life @Souf_Oaklin]

Shadyside up top, South Oakland down below.

[Common Pitt Girl @CommonPittGirl]

hail to construction 😔

[Gene's Place @Genes_Place]

It's Super Tuesday, so $5 22oz Long Islands are probably a good idea.

[Common Pitt Girl @CommonPittGirl]

if @Genes_Place can’t win, we sure as hell cant let Chumps at P*nn St*te win #BarstoolSups #BarstoolBestBar

[Barstool U @BarstoolU]

🚨🚨THE MOMENT HAS ARRIVED! CHAMPIONSHIP ROUND🚨🚨

#1 @PSUBarstool takes on #9 @barstoolecu

To vote for @ChampsPennState, tweet "#BarstoolChamps #BarstoolBestBar"
To vote for @SupDogsECU tweet "#BarstoolSups #BarstoolBestBar"

1 vote per account

Voting ends Thursday 9 PM EDT

[Shane McKeon, PhD @ShaneMcKeon2]

Don’t let Penn State win

#BarstoolSups #BarstoolBestBar

[Ian Troost @iantroost]

@ Pitt Students:

Less than 25 days left in the semester, and you can use SafeRider up to 25 times.

Here’s the phone number: 412-648-2255

Here are the boundaries and instructions for requesting a ride.

Please stay safe and vigilant. Check in on each other.

[Dave DiCello @DaveDiCello]

Standing out from the crowd: a yellow and orange daffodil catches the sunlight and stands out against the sea of yellow ones as the Cathedral of Learning rises in the background on Pitt's campus this morning. I mean, talk about a gorgeous spring day in #Pittsburgh.

[Reg @rEDGYbrecker]

Hi @PittTweet, why am I hearing about this extremely serious situation only now, nearly 48 hours later, through the grapevine? Isn't this the EXACT sort of situation our ENS alert system is designed for? How many other students are walking alone tonight unaware?

[Overheard At Pitt @overheardatpitt]

"Hey bitches. I'm calling you bitches because I don't know your names individually." -T Pain

[Common Pitt Girl @CommonPittGirl]

Professor: you should have had plenty of time to do this over the weekend

Me:

[Zendaya @Zendaya]

Weekend? What weekend? I don’t know what that is.

[Common Pitt Girl @CommonPittGirl]

@rivainocencio tampa

[Common Pitt Girl @CommonPittGirl]

if Towers looked like how Pathfinders describe them on tours

[Gene's Place @Genes_Place]

I know yinz won't let us lose to a midsmoking barely Division 1 in Maryland...smash that Gene's button, retweet this shit, and tell a friend. Fucking hot dogs hang in the balance!

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

some kid in the library is bragging loudly about how he got a 35 on the ACT well sir I signed up for the ACT but forgot I did and missed the test and we still ended up at the same school how does that make you feel