The Average Dog

Woof woof. I'm a dog. Follow me as I tweet you the interesting life of a common dog.

[The Average Dog @Common__dog]

Ruff

[The Average Dog @Common__dog]

do you wipe ur butt front to back or back to front

[The Average Dog @Common__dog]

Arf arf arf arf

[The Average Dog @Common__dog]

I wonder if girls set their phone to vibrate and then stick the phone up their vagina and then wait for a text.

[The Average Dog @Common__dog]

Blink

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run run run hide

[The Average Dog @Common__dog]

I swallowed your cum, you can text ME first.

[The Average Dog @Common__dog]

Sit

[The Average Dog @Common__dog]

when i met ya girl my heart went knock knock now them butterflies in my stomach wont stop stop

[The Average Dog @Common__dog]

Run

[The Average Dog @Common__dog]

Poop

[The Average Dog @Common__dog]

Whimper

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Chase car

[The Average Dog @Common__dog]

Squeak

[The Average Dog @Common__dog]

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy. But you're a stray dog, you may have rabies.

[The Average Dog @Common__dog]

#TweetLikeADog Ruff Ruff

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#TweetLikeADog Bark

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Sit

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Woof woof fuck you

[The Average Dog @Common__dog]

Grab someone horsey tell 'em neigh