Lotion (Union)

The kinda guy who rolled high intelligence and low wisdom. Steal from your job, it's time to put theory into practice.

[Lotion (Union) @CommotionLotio1]

@RaceplayShawty My father had a gay roommate in college who stopped taking him to gay bars because my father would just go for the drinks they would buy him.

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

Israel’s gonna make a stab in the back myth about Trump so insane that it’ll make 1920s German politics seem tame

[Lotion (Union) @CommotionLotio1]

@poppy_haze I like that its an older Makita

[Broke My Pencil @artofallan]

One of my favourite tasks was designing the safety signs! I had a lot of freedom and was pushed to go weirder. No regrets.

In my teens I worked at a machine shop, I tried channeling my anxiety and confusion seeing warning labels.
#marathonthegame #Marathon

[Lotion (Union) @CommotionLotio1]

@hueoops the country wants dark woke

[2 Nut (Pick Up) 🇵🇸 @hueoops]

this dude really is the göring of the Burger Reich, acquiring all this nonsense power but being too high and decroded to do anything with it

[Lotion (Union) @CommotionLotio1]

@hueoops I'd give it 40/60 odds

[2 Nut (Pick Up) 🇵🇸 @hueoops]

the cynic in me wonders if Haute Capital has finally decided that a country of 90 Million people, full of resources and happy industrious people, is a better potential market than “Le israel”, which is a violent invalid polity full of coke addicts and the unemployed

[that one wasian whose lowkey snatched @osamabishounen]

i am israeli moderate and this is my platform:

- dont siege leningrad take it immediately

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Just found out JD Vance only converted to Catholicism in 2019 when Peter Thiel told him to. World’s first 35 year old man to get groomed by a pedophile

[Lotion (Union) @CommotionLotio1]

@hueoops >4 different bubbles and the pool being closed when I'm 18 months from making real union money

If the economy does 08 numbers as I top out I am going to end up on the news

[Lotion (Union) @CommotionLotio1]

@FattusPrickus My dad would do this with a tub of gummy worms and then would just eat the puck as he drove

[lili !! ^___^ @ikoaio]

BART WHERE IS HE BART

[haruspex🔮🍊 🇵🇸 @Bolshie_Boy]

The Fallschirmjäger's most successful airborne deployment during the war involved monstrous swathes dying to static anti-aircraft fire, and a not-insignificant portion getting beaten to death by Greek dirt farmers with agricultural tools in broad daylight after landing

[Lotion (Union) @CommotionLotio1]

@_cannibalpuppy_ >when you fuck up the 4473 twice and are waiting for the clerk to notice you

[Lotion (Union) @CommotionLotio1]

@hueoops >Serbia

[Adrian @blagojevism]

Under New York’s Lebanese-style inter-confessional pact, the Mayor is Shia, the Bagel is Jewish, and the Speaker of the City Council is Maronite.

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[Nick Allmaier @NickAllmaier]

Just heard a white woman tell her dog “breathe through it” as the dog eyed a squirrel

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Everyone making fun of her but the follow-up post is so perfect