Is Santa Socialist?

Sometimes I tweet funny shit, sometimes I tweet serious shit. Sometimes I just act like the lefty loony vegan stereotype that I am.

[Is Santa Socialist? @CommunistClaus]

A small thread on the #Tories and #homelessness
Correct me if I’m wrong.

[Is Santa Socialist? @CommunistClaus]

The Tories have claimed they’ll end homelessness by 2027.
In their manifesto they pledged to end it by 2022.

Corbyn has claimed Labour would end homelessness in their first term.

Hard not to trust Labour on this. Harder to trust the Tories won’t extend their deadline come 2027.

[Is Santa Socialist? @CommunistClaus]

Tbf, growing up in a working-class Welsh town I never saw a £50 note anyway so perhaps this is actually quite self-aware.

[Jeremy Vine & Daytime on 5 @JeremyVineOn5]

Should Margaret Thatcher be the face of our new £50 note?

[Is Santa Socialist? @CommunistClaus]

Remember lads, nurture your kids or else they might end up like He Who Must Not Be Named 😱

[Is Santa Socialist? @CommunistClaus]

An actually emasculated Daniel Craig could carry his balls in a jar and still be more masculine than P**rs M**gan.

(I don’t want to say his name because I know he’s probably wanking to his mentions as we speak)

Masculine men don’t have insecurities over carrying their kids. 🙄

[Is Santa Socialist? @CommunistClaus]

Most respect for:

[Is Santa Socialist? @CommunistClaus]

Quick quiz about y’all:
(Also sorry for my absence the past month - needed a rest from politics)

1. Where are you from?

[Is Santa Socialist? @CommunistClaus]

Job?

[Is Santa Socialist? @CommunistClaus]

Imagine voting for Trump solely because you can’t bring yourself to vote for a woman and thinking that’s okay because you had an absent father as a kid.

I had an absent dad. Lots of people grow up like that. Lots of people who aren’t misogynistic twats.

Find another excuse.

[TIME @TIME]

Here's what Kanye West said to President Trump during the rapper's visit to the White House https://t.co/iDq4MWFIEA

[Is Santa Socialist? @CommunistClaus]

This could only have been worse if he’d said “happy 9/11 day” 🤦🏻‍♂️
Also if you haven’t already, watch the two videos I just retweeted - the one of Trump claiming he helped look for survivors in the rubble, and the one of what he actually did on 9/11 (bragged about his tower)

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

17 years since September 11th!

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Here’s video of @realDonaldTrump claiming he helped look for survivors & clear rubble on 9/11. He didn't. He was lying. #NeverForget

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Flashback: Thousands of people died on 9/11 but Trump’s initial reaction was happiness his building was the tallest again

[Is Santa Socialist? @CommunistClaus]

I’ve heard that Boris Johnson’s wife is to get £350m a week as part of their divorce settlement. Don’t hold your breath Mrs J!