CommunistJack

boring

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[Keeks 🦋 @DietCoke_Esq]

Hey @KatieZacharia sorry you got fired or whatever but since you’re gonna be unemployed for a while, can I borrow that white top? I’ll vote for you on your future season of Dancing With The Stars

[CommunistJack @CommunistJack]

@CrevettaVT

[ᴄʀᴇᴠᴇᴛᴛᴀ @CrevettaVT]

Stop liking my tweets, you are witnessing a mental illness.

[Mr Green Tea @MrGreenTeapk]

@mchlhess Russ Hanneman warned about this.

[CommunistJack @CommunistJack]

@CaseyNewton @kevinroose

[ᴄʀᴇᴠᴇᴛᴛᴀ @CrevettaVT]

As funny as it would be to turn my pussy into a cock-guillotine, I still have plans with his fun bits.

[Adriana Porter Felt @__apf__]

after watching the West Wing, I remember thinking I could never be press secretary. but recent events have been great for my self-confidence. I now think I could be a press secretary for at least five days

[joowon @n0w00j]

so is this car gonna fuck my girlfriend next or what

[CommunistJack @CommunistJack]

@legalstufff

[Chapter70 @legalstufff]

Found out in a bankruptcy case today that men actually pay $250k for a pickup truck called a Ford Raptor lol. Why?! It’s a pickup truck.

[Joe Rossignol @rsgnl]

I slept in

[CommunistJack @CommunistJack]

@ashleevance

[CommunistJack @CommunistJack]

@BunkiePerkins @SwiftOnSecurity

It's time for

ALTIMA WREK

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

That new Tesla is cool and all but I’ve seen Nissan Altimas in the wild do way crazier stuff.

[CommunistJack @CommunistJack]

@wonderlandcourt Mountain dew Baja midnight is the new hotness right now

[❤️‍🔥pop tart💋 @pop_tartlet]

one thing that’s really great about being in a super walkable neighborhood and being a regular at a bunch of places is that the bartender will cook you up a burger if you walk in really late looking decrepit

[CommunistJack @CommunistJack]

@ChelsElaina since winter is coming, your tires should have this symbol on it.

you dont have to spend a grand, companies like tirerack and w@llmart sell cheaper off brand tires that have the 3peak snow rating

for example

https://t.co/yAxxb05jiM

[Courtney Ellis 🎈 @courtneyellis]

My kid: Church was SO good tonight.
Me, a pastor, heart swelling with pride: What did you enjoy most, buddy?
Kid: The tacos.

[sensitive young hetaira @sensualhoplite]

heard a teenage boy in the park saying to his friend “do you know what the chain of command is? it’s the chain I beat you with until you listen to my command.” he’s going places.

[alex @milkbreadlovr]

situationship dropped another banger