Comrade Locust, Technicalist

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Holy shit, im having a baby on friday.

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The fact that I have to buy a new fucking handgun to get Washington armed certified for security because they don't even certified private security carrying P320s, is W H A C K

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Big update. I'll be a dad come October.

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Controversial opinion: I love my P320.

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Vindication is sweet.

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Ya know what would be cool? If my brain would shut up.

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If anyone's at the protest at Pioneer Square in pdx, there's a white Mercedes that's been circling the block consistently for the last hour and a half. Now currently blaring Proud to Be and American. No visible plates. But it's hard to miss. Two Trump stickers on the back.

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Welp, went and made myself important at work again. Guess who's a supervisor, again.

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Little life update. I've left allied. I started a different job. I'm not getting a promotion after only being there 2 months.

Sure, life still sucks, but I hope my haters still cope and seethe while I stay happy.

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Welp, got the job that I interviewed for on Monday. It seems like a very good fit. And I personally know the owner. But I'm still gonna be cautious. So far so good. Got on boarded today.

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Cool thing today, I have an interview.

Bad thing today, I have to putbdown my childhood cat, and I'm not okay.

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@Spoon_town Trust me. I feel it. My boss was fired, and the ex of the person I was casually seeing is trying to extort me. Oh! And I may lose my job tomorrow. Fuck this all.

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Gods, I'm so close to getting a full wax, putting on a skirt, and selling feet pics. Fuck I'm tired.

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If I had a dollar for every time I had to clean up someone else's fuck up at work, I wouldn't need to work any more.

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Cool. Added three more certs to myself today. I'm now an in-house PPCI instructor for OCAT (pepper spray), PATH (handcuff), and PPBT (baton) for my job. I'm HOPING this will lead to a raise. Gods know I do more work than the majority of the office staff.

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The same people that decry gun violence & want people disarmed are complaining that yesterday’s assassination attempt was a failure.

Understand where we are.

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I LOVE living in people heads rent free.

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@potatonporkchop @ai_alchemist @VWMcQ_ED @Goblin_Pants For what? Doing nothing? There's no evidence. Now, there's plenty of evidence for defamation and harassment from you all.

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LOL apparently I'm being accused of stealing a safe? Through my former bosses gf, to my Ex?? Weird times.

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@potatonporkchop @VWMcQ_ED @Goblin_Pants With what proof?! Tell me! Try me. There's nothing, other the delusions of someone who's mad that I got wise and realized I was getting fucked over.