Commute Club

As a commuter, I'm often found well and truly rammed in the vestibule. Also moonlight as host of @runwithmepod and co-host of @roughgiraffepod podcasts.

[Commute Club @CommuteClub]

To those getting on at Maidenhead, can you please stop being so chatty? It's called a comMUTE not a comTALK!

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Just been told someone has had a heart attack on an incoming train which is now blocking the remaining usable lines.

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No trains going to Paddington due to signalling issue at Twyford. Having to go to Waterloo 😭

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Had this CD when I was a teenager. Listened to it all the time. When I was in university my house mates lost the CDs. Today I found a copy in a charity shop! 😃

Woman at the till said "if I'd known this was here I'd have kept it to play in the shop." 🤔

[UK Wild Otter Trust @WildOtterTrust]

Donate your natural Christmas trees for our otters 🎄

We can collect from Kings Nympton, Umberleigh and South Molton. We can also discuss drop off. Please send us a message or send Dave an email via [email protected] 🎄🦦

[Reading Buses @reading_buses]

Need to get to London today from Reading? Don't worry, we've got you covered! A special service on The London Line 701 runs hourly from Reading connecting Slough, Windsor, Langley and London! Just £2 each way! https://t.co/Wj1oxoFt7V

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Husband brought home some dot to dot pictures he'd been doing with the kids at school...I haven't the foggiest what they're supposed to be. Animals supposedly.

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OK, Christmas has officially started!

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Custard cream, bourbon, and a knock off hob nob? All butter shortbread my arse!

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I love A Christmas Carol. I watch every version I can get my hands on throughout December. BUT... if someone brought a HUGE turkey to my house on Christmas morning and expected me to have room in the oven and 6 hours to cook it, I would be Bah Humbugging all day long!

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Hospital canteen. The poster vs reality. £6 without side dish.

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Imagine Scooby Doo when they're running away from a ghost and they go in and out of different doors...

That's me trying to put flea drops on my cats.

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I've already put the heating on via app so it'll be toasty when I get home. Plan to have a lovely soak in the bath...and then moules frites with crusty bread for tea.

I'm on holiday!

[Commute Club @CommuteClub]

Printed out a walking route. Downloaded an audiobook to listen to. Left the house at 9.30am. Stopped for a delicious pub lunch. Packed hot mulled wine in a flask for the afternoon. Watched the sun set from the top of a hill. Had a lovely day.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman in Fight-or-Flight for Entirety of Haircut: https://t.co/Abl7hSRUE9

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I obviously declined as I didn't want him to watch me fumble in my bag for my keys for 20 minutes.

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Got a taxi home because the bus didn't turn up. Before I got out of the taxi the driver asked if I wanted him to wait until I was safe I the house. It was such a nice gesture and not one ever offered by a taxi driver before. What a sweet man!

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Cancelled or delayed trains from Paddington 😵‍💫

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When you take something to someone's house in a newly purchased bag for life and then they take the bag for life for themselves...

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Way to go, making me feel guilty! This water spent 15 years being filtered and emerged pure...then I down the bottle in 3 minutes so I can justify drinking 10 pints of beer this afternoon.

[Claire 🍒 @claireahall]

It always amazes me how much jewellery modern athletes wear. At school, we were led to believe one tiny earring could kill you. #Olympics