Captain Leyland

A blog depicting the spiritual journey that is my meager life. Travelling the world and pulling babes since 1994 ..oh, and I'm a pirate.

[Captain Leyland @CommuterCallum]

MEGA FOLDRS 🇺🇸

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[Captain Leyland @CommuterCallum]

#nolimits #teenageer #momsonn #omegle

[Captain Leyland @CommuterCallum]

#nolimits #teenageer #momsonn #omegle

[Captain Leyland @CommuterCallum]

#mentionsomeonebeautiful @Ryan_Hodgkinson

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#MentionSomeoneHandsome @Ryan_Hodgkinson

[Paul Wigelsworth @pwigcreative]

@CommuterCallum Yo-ho-ho and a bottl'o rum Cap'n Thanks for the follow.

[Captain Leyland @CommuterCallum]

Could do with a slimey threesome right now.. @justinbeiber @_ELLASDFGH

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@alicegirl12 LET'S DO IT LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL #intercourse

[Captain Leyland @CommuterCallum]

@Reubes YOU AND ME BABY AINT NOTHING BUT CAMELS

[Captain Leyland @CommuterCallum]

@piersmorgan Ere right m8, y do all yous usin dis twiter accnt fink u cn fix ppls gramer, arnt u an clevar basterd?!

[Captain Leyland @CommuterCallum]

@JoeyEssex_ It's Dubai* you fucking illiterate prick bellend! You dirty cock sucking vag! #CaptainLeyland

[Captain Leyland @CommuterCallum]

Bout fuck my bird sideways today seeing as it's Sunday #brrrrapppp

[Captain Leyland @CommuterCallum]

Wish girls noticed me for my personality, and not my massive penis/perfect body..

[Captain Leyland @CommuterCallum]

Ma balls are so itchy right now.. Think I might have caught something off my dirty bitch of a girlfriend.. :(

[Captain Leyland @CommuterCallum]

@itsmegan0k Thanks for the follow! Show us yer bangers! #hornyguy

[Captain Leyland @CommuterCallum]

"@UberFacts: A blue whale’s penis is usually about 7 to 8 feet in length." I know that feeling bro..

[Captain Leyland @CommuterCallum]

Love pulling girls that have boyfriends.. #likeachallange #rohypnol

[Captain Leyland @CommuterCallum]

The Stratos ballon is about the size of my left testicle.. #bornthisway

[Captain Leyland @CommuterCallum]

Wish my love organ was smaller, just ruined ANOTHER one of my bitches.. #bornthisway

[Saboom @saboomcom]

How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches.