Commuting Sentences

One person's random thoughts and specific complaints during the daily commute. my lord/your grace

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@SpotifyUSA hate what you’ve done with the home page on the app.
I want my “recent played” list of albums back the way it was!

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#strangerthings4 is cool… but in the real 80s, the Metalheads were not friends with the nerds.
The Metalheads hated the jocks, and the jocks hated the Metalheads.
But the jocks and the Metalheads hated the nerds.
That was the real 80s.

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4 door Jeeps are stupid.

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That dude with the big pile of Amazon packages in his personal vehicle is the new drug dealer.

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I can’t bring myself to read this because I can’t imagine what kind of person would want a Disney World annual pass for over a decade.

https://t.co/NCpCDlnCYu

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There two kinds of people in the world:

Those that brush their teeth before breakfast and those that brush their teeth after breakfast.

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I admit it’s been a long time since I went to church… but I’m pretty sure I would have remembered if they had a “Peanut Crew”!

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It’s a slippery slope…

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Girlfriend Slowly Becoming Radicalized By New Skin-Care Blog https://t.co/c6Bzw2WHSK

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@DaveJastrow @UberFacts Bloody Mary’s too? Dude…
I gotta get you a good Bloody..,

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I’m sure this is an incredible article because The Atlantic is the best (haven’t read this one yet), but the idea of a feminist utopian novel featuring a society without men is not new… see Herland (1915). https://t.co/59jr51HH2C

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We’re going to look back at man-buns as the mullets of this era…

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@ladytronfanclub The Bogus Man

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Ow! I swear I bite the inside of my cheek more than I used to…
I eat everyday! I should know how to do this right!

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@_softkill Great track

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Hey kid, screw your “brand”!

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The difference between landlords and vampires is the sun won’t destroy landlords.

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Landlords are disgusting human beings.

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I really like Demon Slayer… it’s almost a great show… except for Zenitsu. That one horrible, waste of time character almost kills the whole show.
#DemonSlayer

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A lot of people who throw the word “Boomer” around should learn what a “Boomer” is…