Computers Jokes

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Facts about Google users: 50% of people use Google well as a search engine.

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If only you could end every relationship with a simple "clear history."

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There are 0x10 kinds of people: those who understand hexidecimal, those who don't, and 14 other kinds.

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Can I tell you some jokes? I tried to tell them to my mom but I guess I got my "Motherboard" !!

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Whoever stole my Microsoft Office 2010 disk, I will track you down. You have my Word!!

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Why was the password crying?? CAUSE SHE WAS CASE SENSITIVE!!!

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My EX went from my SSD and now she downgraded to a floppy disk.

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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with your Microsoft product

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I finally convinced my mother that it was a good idea for her to learn to text. Her first message to me? "Whereisthespacebar?

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I can remember I had a life once... now I have a Smartphone and a WIFI.

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@Comp_Fun_NAM Don't hit the keys so hard, it hurts.

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RT @joannatann: “@Comp_Fun_NAM: Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.” Lmfaoooooooooo

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RT @EthanKestler: @Comp_Fun_NAM this page is funny

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Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users?

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Isn't it odd that all the members of the Association for Computing Machinery
are human? (I've been thinking of signing my home computer up.)

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Don't hit the keys so hard, it hurts.

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Computers are a more fun way to do the same work you'd have to do without
them.

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Computer analyst to programmer: "You start coding. I'll go find out what they
want."

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We believe that a power greater than ourselves exists, and it's name is PhotoShop.