Lord forgive me for all the tomfoolery that will occur in september when my divorce gets finalized, I turn 30, and have some child free weekends ๐๐ป๐ซช๐
4 things Iโd rather do than be a thunder fan:
1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese
2. Be a Temu parachute tester
3 Stick my D&@k In a blender
4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella
Yall are some Losers
I am an SGA fan, but if a guy who averages a triple double and leads the league in rebounds and assists is not the MVP, I donโt know what the definition is.
Joker is #1 this decade inโฆ
Points - 13,242
Rebounds - 6,030
Assists - 4,326
Steals - 703
The only player to ever top four of the top five major categories (playoffs included)
INSANE. ๐คฏ
(h/t @NBAcrazystats)