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http://t.co/HQXUmKRBGv Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February.

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http://t.co/MCOX84VmLi It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

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http://t.co/PJ4wqyfH Your secrets are safe with me, I wasn't even listening to you.

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Using zero-ply toilet paper, aka the cardboard tube http://t.co/ovjfEco9

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You can learn a lot about a person just by watching them through binoculars 24 hours a day. http://t.co/5dT9jbgo