Competent Moose

Adapt and Overcome, as long as you Play by The Book. #ProfessionalismPays

[Competent Moose @Competent_Moose]

Does anyone know where I can get some of those small screws for glasses? I don’t need them right now, just good to have

[Competent Moose @Competent_Moose]

Just when I thought I couldn’t love this man any more

[Hannah @hannahchrstina]

i am OBSESSED with the fact that jordan henderson inexplicably has a linkedin profile, complete with a CV going back to 1998 and a detailed list of all the awards he's ever won 🥺❤️

[Competent Moose @Competent_Moose]

Lord Sugar now covid safe and has finally revealed to his following (loyal followers like myself have been aware for some time) that he is in fact a South Sydney fan? Christmas has come early on this beautiful afternoon in Reading!

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Today is my birthday (74) this us how I spent it. 2nd covid jab

[Competent Moose @Competent_Moose]

I read an article in the times about employees struggling with a return to the office, so I have been sitting in my car for 30 mins before and after work to simulate my daily commute.

[Competent Moose @Competent_Moose]

Incredibly impressed with the artificial crowd noise provided by @BBCSport during this game.

[Competent Moose @Competent_Moose]

Yes

[Good Morning Britain @GMB]

Would you snitch on a neighbour for breaking the 'rule of six'?

[Competent Moose @Competent_Moose]

@NiallGarry You’ve only got yourself to blame. I’d like to thank the referee for remaining resolute in the face of hooligans like you Niall.

[Competent Moose @Competent_Moose]

@Lord_Sugar Treat yourself Lord Sugar, professional thoughts are with you!

[Competent Moose @Competent_Moose]

Please Lord, not today.

[Competent Moose @Competent_Moose]

@Ben_Elcock @ezzy_otovic Surely making a Competent Moose LinkedIn account is one step to far. I can’t be arsed tweeting regularly nevermind posting on LinkedIn.

[Competent Moose @Competent_Moose]

Heard @ezzy_otovic is begging for an opinion with regards to the shambolic match tonight. Jordan Henderson needs to file for sexual assault in the work place and Harry Maguire should represent the U.K in the BREXIT negotiations. #ProfessionalGame

[Gibbo @JackMGibson]

@Competent_Moose https://t.co/0U8LRESCSK

[Niall Garry @NiallGarry]

A year long business placement in Slough. I expected nothing less from the most David Brent man I know. Well done @Ben_Elcock @Competent_Moose

[Competent Moose @Competent_Moose]

I've been asked by many of my peers for a personal take on the Raheem Sterling tattoo, here it is. The M4 Carbine was a weapon used during the latter half of the twentieth century and is currently in the process of being phased out. Not exactly accurate, Raheem. #Professional???

[Competent Moose @Competent_Moose]

No idea why I bother, if you're looking for a continuous archive of our tweets, follow the real guy. https://t.co/03i1OXrC9A

[Competent Moose @Competent_Moose]

The immediate association I make with beer and the sun is pathetic. What wonderful weather it is though... #SunIsForTheStruggle #ProfessionalismPays

[Competent Moose @Competent_Moose]

I'm of the honest opinion Sadio Mane could improve his footwork tenfold by looking at my Northampton Away (17/18 Season) highlights. It's all about placement Sadio, if you can't do the basics then what chance do you have of reaching anywhere near my level? #RealPro'sHelpPro's

[Competent Moose @Competent_Moose]

Absolutely horrified with myself, bad sportsmanship and not a good representation of my pitch etiquette. #ProfessionalismPays #ProfessionalShame