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God, anime, weightlifting

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Growing up in fear, I ended up being a people pleaser. I swear to God that I will not allow my daughter to repeat my path!!! She will be way better than her mama!!! Watch me!!! The cycle ends with me!!!!!!!!

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I tried to hold up a 6-year old to help her to do some pull-ups …and I couldn’t pick her up the first try…Suddenly I realized that I only have a few years to pick up my own baby till she’s all grown like this girl… teary eyes 🥹

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@GoodRanchers Yum

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Ever since someone said @Timcast looks like an otter 🦦

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@leah_hat I actually didn’t buy a stroller ….ended up carrying my baby everywhere….also ended up being that one strange mom who doesn’t know how to work a stroller…🥹

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I’m a time traveler

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I saved my calories for this

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@MbarkCherguia Wayyyyy better than being fat

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@drharveee No

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Can’t believe I wiped this out in 30 minutes 🫣

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Wow to think I actually wrote this by hand before the era of AI …… I feel so old

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@rustafariandev Sometimes we just have to wash kids by hands🥺

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@NBTiller Man people like you are so dumb, he’s talked about it years ago and he’s been on low dose ….dude is in his 50s now and he wants kids

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@xevekiah Eating more makes you fat

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@ItsMimaMonopoly You tell Jack Murphy

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Any job you can do in your pajamas is not the hardest job in the world

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@The_Big_Chifa_ @kanyewest

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@official_Gegeh What kind of husband begs for sex? That’s tragic

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@latterdaylaura I think that advice only works if you got 1 child

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@usuallypregnant That’s not a horror book?