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Provincial bluestocking. Not waving but frowning.

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Discussed putting Christmas decs up with son yesterday because it is so gloomy 🎄

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@SallyBayley1 @EFernie @DrCLaoutaris I have a fondness for St Bartholomew. I wanted to mention him in my thesis but couldn't quite squeeze him in, which is a shame because there are some great artistic renderings of his martyrdom.

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I'd be a TERRIBLE maiden aunt.

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Sally answering phone on train to PA:
PA: "Hello dear."
Sally: "You sound like my maiden aunt."
PA: "I'd be a terrible maiden aunt."
Sally: "I'm not going to speak long cos I get embarrassed speaking on trains.
Maiden Aunt: "If only everyone got embarrassed." @Compleat_Reader

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Tastes like mouthwash.

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Citrus & spirulina kombucha. In France. Whatever next?

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Citrus & spirulina kombucha. In France. Whatever next?

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Heading off for the weekend. Something for the journey.

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They don’t make ‘em like they used to.

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Saturday afternoon pick-me-up

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@MatthewRRe Yes - enjoyably so, I think.

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Currently reading

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@rubygates71 Other job prospects not looking particularly stellar right now, so it’s an option I suppose 🤔

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I posted a photo of my pedicured toes on insta & Miss R said I should take it down before it ended up on a fetish site and now I’m wondering if it’s something I could monetise? I do have very nice feet.

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The dream.

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Miss R: Just had a lobster roll!
Me: They mate for life you know.
Miss R: That’s ok, my friend just ate its mate.

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@J_T_Bowen It did rather puncture any delusions I had about looking younger than my actual age …

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@Nancy_Pearl @Ofbooksandbikes Mid 50s now & agree (so far) with this statement.

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On the long trek north to the ancestral homelands, kids (24 & 22) delighted to see A1 Sex Superstore still open. Miss R: .’it’s a landmark’

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@Gargarin Ooh, I’d love a BabyCham!