Alexa Klash

24. Attracted to correct grammar and dark humor. Lead guitarist/singer of Great Fall. Struggling Writer.

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@Walgreens @indignateries Sorry, @Walgreens, but parroting this statement on repeat is not good enough. You should be saying "The manager in this video has been dismissed from our stores". No other solution.

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Me as a twitch streamer:
And as you can see here, I do not have the spooky table DIY, so I've decided to spend 22,000 bells on it, and have my kitchen be Halloween-themed year round.

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I am playing Animal Crossing, and Blanche, one of our villagers, went through a huge patch of being super snooty to me. So, now I gift her ugly clothes, and she gets excited about them. Of course, it seems she's caught on now, she's started giving me baby clothes.

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@jk_rowling It seems that your main point is that you were abused by a man, so now you are afraid a man will pretend he is a woman to come in women-only spaces and hurt women. Reminds me of when a famous writer pretended she wasn't a woman when publishing her book, in hopes of more sales.

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@jk_rowling Like, how you erased being a female by changing your name to a gender neutral initial, to sell more books by tricking the world into think you might be a man, Joanne?

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@jk_rowling Are you SURE? You chose the pen name JK Rowling so that it wouldn't be clear you were a female, because it would help you make more money.Doesnt seem like you cared about your female experience then.Did you forget that your billionaire status stems from pretending to be a man??

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Okay so I used to Snapchat with Bing and TomSka once sent me an email to make sure it was still okay to send me a reply to a letter. So.

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Seriously, @Maybelline your product died my eyebrows green and it won't come off!

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So, I usually buy Maybelline's brow duo brush for my eyebrows. I lost all of them, and went to the store for a new one. They only had this new Tattoo Studio brow tint pen, so I tried it. It turned my eyebrows green! What the heck, @Maybelline ??

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@Ashton5SOS @5SOS Seeing you tonight at Mohegan Sun!!!

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Back in the same room as @Michael5SOS

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

Here's my fun tweet about the #SOTU: the President is a lying, incompetent, racist, misogynistic sack of shit. Please register to VOTE in the Midterms on Nov 6th: https://t.co/hgzVrS1E2z

[alyson court @alysontheother]

On a somewhat stranger personal note, tonight I discovered I really dig cold war Russian nihilistic poetry. Brodsky is my jam.
Huh.
Who knew 😮

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Watching the #SOTU wondering if I'm living in the Twilight Zone.
The seemingly endless amount of applause from the wordly audience. We must keep standing and cheering, "Make America great again!" She wonders when they will start raising their right arms.

[Randy Bryce @IronStache]

.@SpeakerRyan wouldn’t applaud @BarackObama during his #SOTU addresses, but the first time @realDonaldTrump shows up, Paul Ryan gives him a standing ovation. This is the definition of Party over Country. #IronSOTU

[Thomas ‘TomSka’ Ridgewell @thetomska]

Another year, another all-woman #OscarNoms list for best actress. When will men be given a chance?

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"I'd like to come out," the introvert mournfully lied. "But, I've regrettably already put on my pajamas."

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@TheEJK143 I disagree. APA >MLA

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@thetomska Actually, you should probably talk to Aella. If you Google Aella troll girl you'll probably be very impressed. I have her info if you need it

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Jury duty hour 2:
I'm not talking about the case that so far does not exist.
Free coffee and tea.Bins of abandoned magazines.I wonder here on the sixth floor in the room surrounded by windows how one would step out for a smoke. Reading.Nobody from Law and Order has arrived yet.