ciara 🩷

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

thats so brave of her i would never get married in front of bad bunny just in case there was still a chance

[solé @layxsnv]

I’m a girl’s girl but I’m also a bitch to a bitch, don’t get that confused.

[jax @brokeurtooth]

just requested halloween off

[ciara 🩷 @CompletelyCiara]

You don’t realize how CLUTCH target drive up is until you have a baby, like I’m not takin his tiny ass in and OUT of the car to get water bottles and milk wtf

[ciara 🩷 @CompletelyCiara]

The amount of times I’ve heard ultrasound techs and doctors look at me and say “your baby’s really big!” Bc he’s fuckin 6 pounds at 34 weeks like I’m gonna lose my mind bro I’m gonna push a 12 pound beefy 5 layer burrito out of me in June wtf

[ciara 🩷 @CompletelyCiara]

Started getting stressed about rent during maternity leave… but then I remembered I literally don’t have to pay for anything bc my man pays for everything lol OOPS silly me

[ciara 🩷 @CompletelyCiara]

I’m so grateful Bailey doesn’t drink bc when we take my son to Disneyland she gets to play favorite most bestest auntie while mommy has a margarita

[ciara 🩷 @CompletelyCiara]

Bro this time last st Patrick’s day I was literally blacked out from taking 6am breakfast shots with all my regulars and reconnecting with everyone from high school that came into blast 🥲🥲

And rn im feeding the baby at work so she can go mimis 🫣

How the times have CHANGED

[𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕠 @rev__ro]

Hoe is you Cat in the Hat??

[ciara 🩷 @CompletelyCiara]

Can’t wait for 1 green tea shot to absolutely put me on my ASS

[ciara 🩷 @CompletelyCiara]

I don’t wanna hear SHIT when I’m strutting my post partum ass on the beach this summer. Idgaf I hate y’all anyway

[ciara 🩷 @CompletelyCiara]

I expect at least 1 pack of blunts to open at my baby shower or I’m gonna be PISSED

[ciara 🩷 @CompletelyCiara]

The emotions I felt in the first trimester is INSANE LOL

[ciara 🩷 @CompletelyCiara]

Counting down the days til my next espresso martini

T-minus: 149 days

[ciara 🩷 @CompletelyCiara]

What the actual FUCK happens to men in their sleep bc why am I reattaching the MATTRESS COVER along with the sheets every morning on his side… like who are you fighting bro?

[ciara 🩷 @CompletelyCiara]

This kids making me fat and I’m not even mad about it tbh

[ciara 🩷 @CompletelyCiara]

When y’all see me out and about with my ankle monitor for two weeks mind ur business pls

[ciara 🩷 @CompletelyCiara]

I can’t WAIT TO ROLL UP A FAT ASS BLUNT BROOOOO
A mommy and me blunt if I may
(I’m both mommy and me)