“Griddlecakes” Murphy

The ride never ends! 💀🎩
| Wrench-Turning Greasemonkey | Pagan | Truesight Cursed | Friend to Animals | Gnomepilled | Knower | Practitioner | 2A |

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@poopswag88 Another shill for Big Cum smh

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@stopclimbFL200 The planemeat is supposed to stay inside the plane smh

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No no, that drinking I was doing earlier this week was sad drinking. This right here is contented drinking because it’s the weekend and I can disassociate. Try and understand the difference.

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@BreakingSpells If I rearrange some of the letters from your last 33 posts, they spell out my full legal name, address, and social security number. I’m onto you, you filthy gangstalker.

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Fvck… didn’t even make it a week before failing No Poop November… I guess there’s always next year

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Saw this song sparrow sitting in the middle of a busy street. Stopped my truck and went and got him. He must’ve been sick or injured or something, wouldn’t drink any water. I made a nest with my vest and put him in it. He died only a few minutes later. Cant save them all I guess.

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>uncertain about my current situation
>shuffle my cards for a while as I’m ruminating on life
>draw a single card
>The Moon, upright

Yeah thanks, really helpful. I hadn’t noticed.

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@McAnecha There’s that curious number again 🤔

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How do people get mentally and spiritually one-shot by DMT? I’ve smoked it half a dozen times and it’s never done anything, yet the very same batch worked on my friends.
What, am I not good enough to be mind-raped by demons? Are my vibes really that off? Give me a break.

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The Desktop MicroWok™️ was a miserable failure. A single candle doesn’t kick out enough heat to produce the Maillard reaction, not even with oil.
This was supposed to be my million dollar idea. The thing that would rocket me out of generational poverty.
I am a fool.

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@punishedindeed Just to feel something, even if it’s anger and disappointment

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@Polymarket Damn, shouldn’t have put 100% of my Roth IRA into reddit 💀

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>the domovoy is being a cunt again

I swear to the Gods I’ll smudge you you little shit

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@adamcooper17731 @MrAntiHero1 I keep breaking them with the tank treads even if they’re fully built. The tank traps are much sturdier and have a few height levels depending on how built up they are. Single hesco blocks also work well if you’re within FOB range.

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Been playing a dangerous game while listening to a video and I didn’t even realize until I went for the wine but picked up the Hoppe’s

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@MayorHonkdog This nigga got some sugar in his tank.

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@ReputyD @UESP_net They have curved swords. Curved. Swords.

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@frogkenny Why’s his tongue so long

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Where’s the peptide that makes me not allergic to shrimp or eggs anymore