ComplexWales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💙

A conversation with you, is like a training session with a mixed martial artist. I know it's definitely good for me, but it's going to bloody hurt! 🤔🤣 #Quote

[ComplexWales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💙 @ComplexWales]

There's not much in the world that you can't relate to all the other things in the world using this #omniscindex

[ComplexWales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💙 @ComplexWales]

@bmj_latest @mancunianmedic Words and stuff, in an order and things.

🫣 #Fail

[ComplexWales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💙 @ComplexWales]

Is @Keir_Starmer a #muskycumsock 🤔

[ComplexWales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💙 @ComplexWales]

I hate that this platform has turned into s billionaire's #cumsock

Twitter was useful in launching and landing erudite opinions and fucknuckle burps. Proper free fun.

This #muskycumsock is .....

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@bmj_latest @mancunianmedic @BMAstudents @BMJStudent They already do, you obviously don't know what that is 🫣

[ComplexWales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💙 @ComplexWales]

@GoodLawProject Everyone gets punished for speaking out about the very abuse they are trying to expose.

#DARVO

[ComplexWales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💙 @ComplexWales]

@WG_innovation How to develop and fund an idea is not innovation. That's its manifestation.

Innovation is taking something ordinary and making it better at doing something extraordinary. If you've already done that, go and show them 🤓😘🫣

[Welsh Gov Innovation @WG_innovation]

🚀 Have an idea but not sure how to develop or fund it?
🌟 Join Cardiff University’s Innovation Network on 1 July for their Innovation Funding Sandpit, featuring hands‑on clinics to help shape your ideas.
📍 Hadyn Ellis Building, Cardiff
🕘 9:00am–1:30pm
https://t.co/Y417PuUJCi

[ComplexWales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💙 @ComplexWales]

Arcane S2E3 😍 #EmmyInTheBag

[ComplexWales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💙 @ComplexWales]

Hi @swpolice this car on Croescadarn Close has been abandoned, not moved in months and it's starting to look like a magnet for vandalism. Can you find the owner and figure out their intention?

[ComplexWales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💙 @ComplexWales]

@waitrose Only poking fun 🤣🤣 this place (Pontprennau) is always clean and tidy, stacked and fabulous.... as are the lovely staff.

Now, how much money you taking off those chicken breasts 🫣

[ComplexWales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💙 @ComplexWales]

Hey @waitrose why is this in your super duper deal fridge, when it's the only one with no bargain?

[ComplexWales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💙 @ComplexWales]

Oh and by the way... whoever thought of them new layout of your shop, spends absolutely no time in a domestic kitchen.

#Counterintuitive

[ComplexWales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💙 @ComplexWales]

Unbelievable @SixNationsRugby the TV coverage from @ITV is absolutely useless.

They don't seem capable of playing any replays on refereeing decisions. This is an absolute must for a rugby audience.

Bloody Useless!

[UK Covid-19 Inquiry @covidinquiryuk]

Dr Sarah Hughes, Chief Executive Officer for Mind, is giving evidence to the Inquiry today.

[ComplexWales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💙 @ComplexWales]

Someone please go and slap the witch who screeched out the national anthems #SixNations2026

[ComplexWales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💙 @ComplexWales]

Denounce Trump as a complete arsehole and a disgrace to international politics... Or choose to be the most incompetent Prime Minister that the UK has ever had to endure (noting that Boris has set the low bar that you're about to slide under)

@Keir_Starmer

[ComplexWales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💙 @ComplexWales]

The USA lead the world in two things:

1. Shooting one and other; and
2. Incarcerating one and other.

Before you begin any serious reforms, there is one more citizen to go 🙄

#MakeAmericaGoAway

[ComplexWales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💙 @ComplexWales]

Never heard so much twonk being spouted 🥱 "... act as if the entire field of #transformation doesn’t exist and .... I truly apologise to my nerdy compatriots, but various overinflated Digital thingamajigs have quickly become the single worst culprits."

https://t.co/58HjqFWWWp

[ComplexWales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💙 @ComplexWales]

@PhilippaFord1 @lborouniversity He's very proud of himself, as are we. He finished the Masters on a and started work in a prestigious rehabilitation programme on the Monday. Spawny Bastard 😍

[ComplexWales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💙 @ComplexWales]

Graduating this day in 1925 @lborouniversity with a Masters in Criminology and Dastardliness Sir Jac 'Toffeetash' Wyatt. #Hoorah