Mortis Tenebris

I want to see your aubergines growing in your Southern Mediterranean climate, without spidermites.

[Mortis Tenebris @Complic8ted_C]

@Complic8ed_X No. Only when you get caught acting upon them. Pretty hard to have affairs out in the boondocks. Lol.

[Tim Jonas @TimothyJonas]

Getting the kids to school this morning.
Happy #NewSchoolYear😀

[Mortis Tenebris @Complic8ted_C]

@HazelAppleyard_ Bluddy Hell, Pandora, how many times must we tell you to stop fiddling with the box on the bus.

[Mortis Tenebris @Complic8ted_C]

@IamLindaW1 @imPenny2x @elonmusk It's a really good way to get one's teenaged sprogs into Frank Herbert. First pre-watch 1 straight before going to see 2. Then hand them your old books for the spice to flow. Did the same with 'The Three Body Problem'. A wonderful way to bring back the delight of reading.

[Chris Thorogood @thorogoodchris1]

If you don't believe in magic, come see our jade vine.

[Mortis Tenebris @Complic8ted_C]

It absolutely grates my carrots that the monosyllabic, 'ugga ugga' hominids have all of a sardine become Hallmark card poets. When will people learn that the machine will steal your essence if you stop thinking for yourself.

[Mortis Tenebris @Complic8ted_C]

Buaaahaaa. Yes.... so far right🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Everyone, yes everyone, is far right! 😂

[Mortis Tenebris @Complic8ted_C]

@WarbossSquee @clownworld Wait.......was he lost?

[Mortis Tenebris @Complic8ted_C]

@clownworld Thank God the Condom didn't break.....*rectory

[Mortis Tenebris @Complic8ted_C]

@gregcberry @clownworld I came here for this. Damn you 🤣🤣

[Mortis Tenebris @Complic8ted_C]

@libsoftiktok There was this book written by a 'not to be named' lest we offend the fabulous unicorns - of how rats could magically eat themselves. ......well, sweethearts, just tuck yourself away.... but ALL Away. 🤐

[Mortis Tenebris @Complic8ted_C]

If Vivek did it. Why aren't you doing it also? Wake up.

[Mortis Tenebris @Complic8ted_C]

@simonateba Pro-tip if you are seeing blinking lights everywhere you turn, first go see an optometrist and if that doesn't help consult a neurologist.

[Mortis Tenebris @Complic8ted_C]

@simonateba @JasmineForUS This looks like a scene from the movie Idiocracy.

[Mortis Tenebris @Complic8ted_C]

@johnetexan @w_terrence Larry Elder.

[Mortis Tenebris @Complic8ted_C]

@w_terrence Larry Elder.

[Mortis Tenebris @Complic8ted_C]

@w_terrence Does the planet have to be in this solar system?

[Mortis Tenebris @Complic8ted_C]

@Breaking_4_News I wonder if he's referring to the FBI goons who keep playing dress-up while marching around pretending to be Nazis.

[Mortis Tenebris @Complic8ted_C]

@WallStreetSilv Wait, so the most insufferable narcissists on the planet are refusing to breed?

Sounds like a win-win situation to to me.

[Mortis Tenebris @Complic8ted_C]

@EvasTeslaSPlaid @elonmusk Absolutely.