Composer Problems

The various pains and mishaps of composing all kinds of music, along with those of musicianship in general

[jasm @jamohamm]

if you ever feel useless just remember 1/4 time exists

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When a compressor doesn't let you turn off the makeup

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Being away from my desk makes me about 10000 times less likely to want to want to work on music.

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Music theory teacher: Sees an accidental. "LOOK OUT FOR THE KEY CHANGE"

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When you write those perfect measures you had in your head and now don't know what to do with them.

[Things Altos Like @ThingsAltosLike]

What's a soprano's favorite spell?

Alohamora. So they never have to keep track of the key.

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Being jealous of people with perfect pitch. Bonus points if they aren't a musician

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When you had months to write a fifteen minute soundtrack and now you have two weeks and almost nothing done

[Things Altos Like @ThingsAltosLike]

This meme #ThingsAltosLike

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It's difficult to describe the frustration of being in a class where all you learn is the names of concepts you mastered years ago.

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"Does iv6 mean G-Bb-D-E or G minor first inversion?"
"First inversion obviously!"
Shut up.

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When you're reading analysis notation and can't tell if the 6 after a roman numeral means the note or the inversion.

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Why is it that violin players have like, an 80% chance of being really hot?

[Music Pick Up Lines @CMPickupLines]

#music #puns

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Do you think bassoons know they're bassoons?

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"We need to go back to before singers wrote songs to appeal to fangirls."
Have you seen Elvis?

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"90% of classical music followed these rules, so 100% of what we do in Theory will follow these rules." Screw you.

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@violinistprobz *Attaches a guitar pick to the frog of my bow*

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Why do people write marches for pianos, like
When's the last time you saw someone marching playing a piano?

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When you finish editing hours of recordings.