Mark

[Mark @Compt041]

My wife:

“Can you suggest something to put behind my ears that will make me more attractive to men”

Guy at the perfume counter:

“your ankles”

[Mark @Compt041]

Today I was mainly an egg

[Mark @Compt041]

@NRA #gunsinAmerica some help for you guys across the pond:
#guns Kill, they are designed to kill not to protect.
guns in trained hands kill, why give them to untrained fools?
You don’t need guns to protect yourself or defend yourself.
Conclusion; You don’t need guns

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@guardian I think you’ll find that when you give everyone a gun, it is called #war

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Not wishing to upset the ecological balance of the planet but I did accidentally squash a fly today, sorry!

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I have an overused camping toilet I’ve called Boris, I want to enter Boris in the #womens world swimming championships. Although Boris is not a great swimmer or female, it identifies itself as female so we’re all good to go right?

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@sharrond62 the poor girl?

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@GodberCharlotte @SaintCirce @BarCouncilChair You ain’t seen nothing yet, when revelations of bar council collusion with government representatives is proven it will hopefully create the massive overhaul the system needs.

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I need to spend £3.72mil urgently!

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The #MOD provided chronological evidence of how they colluded to leave me defenceless during my second tribunal. If they had satisfied my original freedom of information request it would have made the 1st tribunal a lot easier.

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I will be revealing facts from two successful Employment tribunals #ET against the #MOD. As a #CivilService employee I won both tribunals, they were for #disability discrimination, direct discrimination and wrongful dismissal. Every fact can be evidenced.

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Not wishing to “Jump on the #bandwagon” but @elonmusk exposed himself to my Nan and her friend in a Park, her friend Doris had a stroke but my Nan couldn’t quite reach 😂😂😂

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The MOJ and MOD have managed to drag my settlement out for 5 years, so much for my human rights to a fair and timely trial. The MOD even lied on oath, what happened? You’ve got it……fuck all.

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Revealing facts about my case are for those seeking similar lines of justice to understand what they are letting themselves in for. My second tribunal and reserved judgement was concluded in April 2017, I still haven’t received a penny.

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@_tatertott Respect!

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@hufflemypuffs13 No shit!

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@elonmusk Eye except sum wurds argh tuff two get wright, rite? Accept ewe can sea inn this sentance the wurd “what” iz knot needeed. Ownly klever peeple wood notiss somethink woz rong.

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@Andy_destroyer1 It’s hard to ignore undefeated World Champions and great crowd pleasers who make a tough sport watchable.
Tyson (he brought excitement to boxing)
Mayweather
Calzaghe
Pac-Man
Ali
Hagler
Sugar Ray
McGuigan
Watch out for Conor Benn (a prestigious talent)

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I’m guessing that I’m being fucked over by #twitter and my plea for #birthday wishes has been filed away under trash.