Comrade Malkavian

Become ungenderable • Definitely not a vampire • Eat the rich. I mean that literally • Eternal egg • A hollow chasm of teeth and meat

[Comrade Malkavian @ComradeMalk]

I’ve come here to kick ass and eat horse paste and I’ve been banned from the veterinary office

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@DevourYourMoon Refreshing Twitter at Mach speed

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@Longswordwife No thinking, only perceiving

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@ZuiginBaka This is a subtle reference to his naval origins.

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@suchnerve Spinnerussy

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@Jesteroftheland Oh. Um. I might- I might have made some mistakes then

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@colligocritters I love them so much, they’re so cute 🥺😩

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@gregthesorcerer I’m actually surprised it has as many goblins as it does

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@Jesteroftheland You’ve got a beautiful hole 😌

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@LootPuppy ily tiny robot dog 🥹

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@Longswordwife I know I read the whole series of novels years ago, but somehow the only one currently on my bookshelf is Children of Dune 🤷

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@DevourYourMoon my operator likes to think she’s providing enrichment for umbra when she lets him off the transference link in the middle of a corpus squad

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@gregthesorcerer Kwik Trip stays winning

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@SinAftrSin It’s one of my favorites, probably tied with MSP

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@BimbleWizard Lemme ponder them orbs 🤤

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@normalmya @mpregjfk @thesleepersmind Oh fuck it’s him, the main character

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@PuppyGirlRiot That’s his natural habitat

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@H1TWOM4N I love him 🥺

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@girldrawsghosts I was not prepared, that’s incredible

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@fujodemon I have a position on my staff for him 😌

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@turbomander Personally I like glue traps, you can use spare socks as bait