Comrade Mudkip

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It's good to end 2010 with no enemies. They've either learned to see it my way or they're all dead.

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"Shoot for the moon, because even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." BS, if you miss the moon, the nearest star is light-years away.

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Heard a Cuban guy was making a movie about zombies taking over Cuba. It can't be an original story, they were all undead the first time.

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Why is it that the less I tweet, the more followers I get?

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"Whoever does not miss the Soviet Union has no heart. Whoever wants it back has no brain." - Vladimir V. Putin

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@madmax21st Indeed it was, good sir, Monopoly(TM) is the greatest time-killer ever invented

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How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?

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The worst cereal in the world is Nietzsche-Os, because it really will make you believe that God is dead.

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If ignorant imperialist presidents don't do it to their wives, they'll do it to the country- The Wisdom of Kim Jong-Il

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The Soviets have developed a new proof for dividing zero by a real number. Zero loaves of bread among 100 people equals no bread for anyone.

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Insecure Americans beware! The word "therapist" is really a combination of the words "the" and "rapist".

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It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it - The Wisdom of Kim Jong-Il

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Comrade A: I like your fries, comrade.
Comrade B: Then take all you want, comrade.
Comrade A: In that case, I like your wife, comrade.

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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life - The Wisdom of Kim Jong-Il

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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement - The Wisdom of Kim Jong-Il.

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Beware when someone asks you if you want to "go Dutch"; what they'll do is trip you, kick you in the chest, and go home crying.

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@KARLAFORNIA1 Well now you're down to 99 because why would I follow someone who's desperate enough to pay to get followers?

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Apoyen a Fidel, que Dios lo cuide (aunque realmente no hay Dios, Marx tenia razon)

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@Hattieeeize Uhm...why are you sending me pictures of someone that I've just voted to send to North Korea?

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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. -The Wisdom of Kim Jong-Il