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Mayor of Portland’s #1 hater

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@britneyqueers_ What 90’s did she grow up in because I grew up in the slimfast weight watchers heroine chic 90’s.

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@AdamantxYves I’m from California and I ended up with 23 somehow 😂

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So the Israeli military shot a seven month old infant in the head and is now investigating itself to see if it did anything wrong. Evil, evil people.

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Curious that the weather always becomes prohibitively hot on the one day that I was
definitely gonna go on a run this time

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@tinkleHoes Oh my gosh? Glad you guys are okay!!

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adds are so fucked up because why is the first thing I see after reading an article about a man who murdered his wife a picture of a vibrator??? @nypost

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@afroangellic In a few years people are going to be praising Cry Baby just like BFF and Summertime 06

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@foxxyscleo Thank you!!

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I’m at a very swank sushi place sitting at the bar having a roll and a cocktail and this guy is asking for a roll with only rice and no seaweed or “weird stuff” and the server is like, “so just rice?” and yeah, he just wants rice.

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I’m m Taylor’s biggest hater but I think you guys are being weird about the Nicks game. There are so many worse things about her than being a little corny with her friends.

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What the fuck did I just read

[Khaleesi ✨ @TheDejaKing]

I really hope that Karmelo Anthony’s parents at some point sit down with their son and help him come to terms with the fact that he made the wrong choice using that knife.

If they refuse to ever bring this to him, with love and honesty, then they are hurting him even more. The justice system aside, at a spiritual level, I don’t see how he could ever have peace within himself if he can’t accept that.

I think he is a young man who was amped up, afraid, and made a reckless choice that he shouldn’t have. He pulled out a knife in the middle of a light pushing match over a bleacher seat during a chaperoned school event, where help was around if he needed it. He stabbed another child in the chest, before any punches were ever thrown.

I hope that when his people are talking to him about how the justice system was harsh towards him (it was), how his community turned on him (they did), how the world judged him (it did), how the jury gave him more years than they might have done for another teenager (they did), how he was over-charged with intentional murder when it’s clear he didn’t think he’d caused serious harm (he was), that the justice system is historically built on racism (it was)

— but that also, for the sake of Karmelo’s own spirit, that someone in his personal life is holding him accountable for killing Austin and altering both his own family & the Metcalf family’s life too.

You only bring a knife out if you truly believe you’ll be killed or gravely injured. He knew Austin wasn’t about to kill him in front of everyone. But he took it to the next level anyways. He made the wrong choice.

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@madison_tayt I had to google some of these things are they’re all overpriced and ugly.

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Crazy how I woke up able to do whatever I want to do and Chud the builder ass is in jail. Ain’t God good?

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@vstuops @netflix They are both crazy. There is no resolution.

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We ask too much of horses

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Interesting choice to not include Karmelo’s age here

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: A jury has found Karmelo Anthony guilty in the murder of 17-year-old Austin Metcalf.

Anthony admitted to stabbing Metcalf but claimed he acted in self-defense.

Witnesses testified that Metcalf and other student-athletes repeatedly asked Anthony to leave a Memorial High School team tent during a rain delay at the track meet.

Students said Anthony responded with threats and became increasingly confrontational before a brief physical altercation ended when Metcalf was stabbed in the chest. | @TheStoryFNC @marthamaccallum

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Fart explosion

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

Some people expect me to be eating a pint of ice cream after my loss.

I have other plans.

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Really great day of eating so far

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@PugOnADrug @FlatEartherK1tt I don’t know about that but look at my dog

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@arcanaraccoon That doesn’t apply here

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This is the worst take I’ve e er read about anything in my entire life. Everyone agreeing with this should be banned from the internet forever.

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

New Vince Staples album would be considerably better if its entire sonic palette didn't sound like stuff Hozier or The Black Keys would have written for an Urban Outfitters commercial in 2014