Conservative Rap

Rap Game Mitt Romney, fighting to preserve the legacy of non-progressive rap.

[Conservative Rap @ConRapCoal]

Cutting fingernails on the train? Massive CRC violation.

[Conservative Rap @ConRapCoal]

The term 'soft launch' may just be the most offensive in the English language.

[Conservative Rap @ConRapCoal]

Australians: Don't forget to vote for the CRC in today's election. You can identify our candidates by their three or more collars.

[Conservative Rap @ConRapCoal]

If you ever feel the need to talk about your choice of craft beer for longer than 45 seconds, kill yourself. Or at least learn about wine.

[Conservative Rap @ConRapCoal]

If you have ever watched a video on your phone in public, without headphones and the volume on ten, you're a piece of human garbage.

[Conservative Rap @ConRapCoal]

Good grief. https://t.co/9iU9d0Mtch

[Mask of Norro @MaskOfNorro]

Paging @ConRapCoal, this is an emergency, I repeat, emergency https://t.co/e8AMG5vlgS

[Conservative Rap @ConRapCoal]

@UncleR0NNIE I saw him play 'Men At Work' in a bar while myself, Dante Ross, Dan Greenpeace and Neek the Exotic rapped along line for line.

[Conservative Rap @ConRapCoal]

Stretch is an inspiration for many CRC beliefs, especially his love for age appropriate clothing. https://t.co/xU3xIQ8dXS

[LosGeez @LosGeez]

Stretch Armstrong sounding like a true @ConRapCoal member in this documentary.

[Rob Unkut @unkut]

Forty new rap songs from this year that didn't suck: The Unkut 40 oz. 2015 https://t.co/ZKaLoUIbq1

[Conservative Rap @ConRapCoal]

"Your go-to jacket for crisp days and cool nights" This is everything I ever dreamt of.

[Conservative Rap @ConRapCoal]

@campfirebreath It's ok, I posted the best song already https://t.co/KyEyMieg2I

[Conservative Rap @ConRapCoal]

Major CRC violation. https://t.co/CthfdnPoGv

[Conservative Rap @ConRapCoal]

Surely a football jersey is worse? https://t.co/BLBQqRUNmP

[Conservative Rap @ConRapCoal]

We're more about finger guns. https://t.co/BiOKxFHuGF

[Ben Thompson @btfoshizzle]

Initially worried the CRC must be affiliated to the NRA, but happily it seems not (at least, not explicitly) https://t.co/y6mUoPP74a

[Conservative Rap @ConRapCoal]

CRC Style Icons: Slick Rick http://t.co/ZFjg0ZNjUz

[Conservative Rap @ConRapCoal]

Agreed. https://t.co/ZrHSQJlYEa

[Mask of Norro @MaskOfNorro]

@ConRapCoal Not too big tho'. That's brash. If you have a near life size horse on your chest, that's a bust.

[Conservative Rap @ConRapCoal]

If you're dropping big money on a garment, it better have a visable logo on there somewhere.

[Conservative Rap @ConRapCoal]

This may clear things up: http://t.co/Uxhbpxlk7S https://t.co/HyFIXrousP

[Conservative Rap @ConRapCoal]

The eternal struggle. https://t.co/njHuupMWnZ

[Conservative Rap @ConRapCoal]

Just find a dark, quiet room and think of a calm, blue ocean. https://t.co/Mj4TY2AlVd