Conald E. Petersen

Retired Double Agent-Better Follow Proto-Stampin’ Chomo’s since ‘02

[Conald E. Petersen @ConaldEPetersen]

Can’t stop thinking about the dog in #MareOfEasttown that was wandering around with a whole chicken in his mouth

[Matt Harmon @MattHarmon_BYB]

Malik Nabers dominating the Colts so that his team can’t draft a rookie QB high and is then forced to sign Jameis Winston in free agency, who will pummel him with enough targets that he clears 2,000 yards next season.

3D chess by the rookie.

[Conald E. Petersen @ConaldEPetersen]

@Coach_ChadJohn IZ

[Conald E. Petersen @ConaldEPetersen]

@Coach_ChadJohn OL

[Conald E. Petersen @ConaldEPetersen]

@MeinGottNiles @CoolZoneLouis This is a good bit

[Dennis M. Hogan @dennismhogan]

I agree. A new metropolis. A new center of culture and finance. You might even say…a new london

[Conald E. Petersen @ConaldEPetersen]

@NFL_DovKleiman Randy as a Titan is more applicable Big Dawg

[🪱 @ori6g]

Retarded coworker asked me if hes in trouble and i said No even tho ik they are firing him at the end of the workday .

[Conald E. Petersen @ConaldEPetersen]

@TheBugleDaily1 @grok No Tommy Guns or Fedoras

[Conald E. Petersen @ConaldEPetersen]

@interesting_aIl This is some serious smooth brain knowledge

[Clothes-Minded Individual @NBABabySecret]

Conner O’Malley character fit

[Jacob Zanolla @jacobzanolla]

One of the greatest and most out of pocket broadcasting moments in baseball history. Thank you Bob Costas 🙏🏻

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

“MIKE VINING BADDEST DUDES LOW PRO OPERATOR AF PHOTOGRAPHERS VEST MUSTACHE SOCIAL STUDIES TEACHER GREY MAN NERD DELTA FORCE NAVY SEAL”

[Conald E. Petersen @ConaldEPetersen]

I envision Grimace dunking himself into a tub of this at night like Baron Harkonnen

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

this will kill you faster than the Panera death lemonade

[𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚔 𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛 @KLobstar]

this will kill you faster than the Panera death lemonade

[I Think You Should Watch Detroiters @WatchDetroiters]

This one by chance?

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

bro hit the “hip, hip, hooray!”