White Girl's Burden 🇺🇦🇵🇸

If it’s close to home, if it’s 50 miles from me, it’s the same damn thing. Shit happens and that’s what it is.

[Kaiju Eiga 4K @4k_Kaijueiga]

"Final Battle" - Invasion of Astro-Monster (1965)

[あっぽーせいじん🍎👾Vtuber @apposeizin]

おでん食べに行ったら傘立てに女児アニメの杖置いてあった

[The Package 🇵🇸 @Okonkwo_Sports]

This probably wouldn’t’ve happened to Michael Jackson

[White Girl's Burden 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @ConceptHuman]

Pelicans, Jazz, Bulls, Kings, so many contenders for “worst basketball team of all time” this year

[real subtle @realsubtle]

"Ill never eat poison" Lol everyone eats poison sometimes 😏 when youre older and youll and realize that life is not so black and white and everyone has to drink an oily tar of poison from time to time.

[Doctor Tom, Esq. @neosovietposter]

She will buried in the vast tomb of Pnut so she may serve him in the afterlife

[White Girl's Burden 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @ConceptHuman]

@automaticnba GG’s

[SatanWatch 👿 @_SatanWatch]

Some guy on /r/genealogy discovered that the CEO who led the Titan submarine expedition that killed five people underwater had an ancestor who caused an explosion on a ship that killed six people including the U.S. secretary of state in 1844. Doing the work.

[Kyokuji @KyokujiFGC]

Finally sitting down and studying Bishamon's worst match-up. Moebius has leveled up to where I need to actually do that properly to win sets consistently. Learned a lot watching the VOD.

Still laugh at Daigo saying: "In a QB match, only the person playing QB is having fun."😄

[maddy @catgirlprostate]

It's difficult to remember and capture the context of the time period when something released which means people think that Portal 2's humour is born from Reddit, as opposed to reddits humour being born from portal 2

[Liam @LegoRacers2]

One would be wholly unable to explain any part of this to a First-Temple Judahite in 600 BCE… yet a Hellenistic Judean in 100 BCE would understand this completely and demand you give him a copy

[caroline :) @soonrightaway]

to truly love Neil Young is to admit that he’s produced some of the funniest guitar solos of all time

[Owen_ @SomewhatCasuall]

Darryn is vindicated for recognizing that nobody on that Kansas roster was worth passing to

[𝐹𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑛 @francistennn]

https://t.co/5Nd14BB5wo

[White Girl's Burden 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @ConceptHuman]

@joolsd i no black papi

[joolsd @joolsd]

this is the indie rock list all over again,

[Luol Deng Xiaoping @JungAristotle]

Zoomer Alec Baldwin: You see this watch? That watch costed more than your car.

[White Girl's Burden 🇺🇦🇵🇸 @ConceptHuman]

@Y2K_mindset my mom moved to one of the nicer small towns in the kansas city metro area and volunteers as a para at a local elementary school. the shit she tells me about the living conditions of some of these kids is like genuinely distressing i can’t think about it too much or I’d snap

[Red-Green Alliance @RedGreenBC]

The Pundit has no natural defenses against The Sportscaster because The Pundit is just in the AA league of the same sport. CNN is just pardon the interruption/around the horn nowadays but dumber, uglier and with less humour and charisma.

[alexander @disneyjail]

I think I might be the first person to go from a riverboat operator to a lawyer in the last century