Mikey 🐚🌴

Island boy with a blue collar tan. 25yrs in the music industry. Beach fanatic. Concert enthusiast. Anonymous concert blogger for multiple outlets.

[Mikey 🐚🌴 @Conch_Life_Mike]

When I die, my bestie will have one job, and it's not crying. You get my phone, you delete the photo albums, the chats, the backups, you delete the cloud, you eat the SIM card & then you lie.

[Mikey 🐚🌴 @Conch_Life_Mike]

“SOME PEOPLE WANT A RELIGION THAT FORGIVES THEIR SINS & A MORALITY THAT CONDEMNS EVERYONE ELSE'S.”
🌒 🌒 🌕 🌘 🌘

[Mikey 🐚🌴 @Conch_Life_Mike]

Mental Health, it matters!

[Mikey 🐚🌴 @Conch_Life_Mike]

It's so mentally defeating that society today is so dumb that you could give them three guesses as to which direction an elevator goes and they would still get it wrong. 😑🤨🫩

[Mikey 🐚🌴 @Conch_Life_Mike]

One day soon, A.I. is gonna tell
a woman that she is wrong and
to calm down!

..And that will be the end of A.I. 🙃

[Mikey 🐚🌴 @Conch_Life_Mike]

"The loudest defense of the guilty is rarely innocence"

[Mikey 🐚🌴 @Conch_Life_Mike]

F**K A FIRST DATE, LET'S BOOK A SPONTANEOUS TRIP TOGETHER
AND IF WE DON'T GET ALONG
THAT'S A MUCH BETTER STORY
THAN DINNER AND DRINKS ANYWAY

[Mikey 🐚🌴 @Conch_Life_Mike]

Gen X:
The only generation who was told to turn down the music by both their parents and their kids.

[Mikey 🐚🌴 @Conch_Life_Mike]

The Barbault Basket is an extremely rare event (happened in 1912). This rare opportunity gives you the chance to relaunch your wishes, epsecially the ones you felt were somehow lost forever.
So, got 4 wishes? Write them down.
Light a candle. Whisper them to the flame 'n the stars

[Mikey 🐚🌴 @Conch_Life_Mike]

Being patriotic has nothing
to do with politics, and that's
not understood enough!

🦅 🇺🇸 250th🇺🇸🦅

[Mikey 🐚🌴 @Conch_Life_Mike]

People always leaving ducks on
Jeeps, I'm fixin to start leaving
Plan B's on Nissan Altimas.

[Mikey 🐚🌴 @Conch_Life_Mike]

Different Artists, different decades,
all died in aviation related accidents.
The one thing they all had in common,
THEIR RECORD LABEL.

Ronnie Van Zant - 29
Otis Redding - 26
Aaliyah - 22
Jim Croce - 30
Oliver Tree - 32
Steve Gaines - 28

[Mikey 🐚🌴 @Conch_Life_Mike]

No man can wear one face to
himself and another to the
multitude without finally getting
bewildered as to which may be true.
(Nathaniel Hawthorne - 1850)

[Mikey 🐚🌴 @Conch_Life_Mike]

The best things in life are on the other side of purpose

[Mikey 🐚🌴 @Conch_Life_Mike]

You aren't losing people, you're simply outgrowing the illusion they presented.

I lost respect for a lot of people this year, not because they changed, but because I finally saw them for who they really are.

[Mikey 🐚🌴 @Conch_Life_Mike]

People will say witchcraft is weird, then blow out birthday candles for a wish, knock on wood to avoid bad luck, carry a lucky charm, and throw coins into fountains. At that point, we're just arguing about branding.

[Mikey 🐚🌴 @Conch_Life_Mike]

"Childhood is when you idolize Batman. Adulthood is when you understand the Joker". 💯

[Mikey 🐚🌴 @Conch_Life_Mike]

I'll vacuum the beach before
I worry about someone not
talking to me! Just unfriend
yourself from my life,
I wish you well. 👋🏽 ✌🏾 🧘🏾‍♂️

[Mikey 🐚🌴 @Conch_Life_Mike]

The urge to go outside in the middle of the night while everybody is asleep, just to look at the stars above, listen to the wind blow, feel the cold breeze and to walk through the streets. 🩶

[Mikey 🐚🌴 @Conch_Life_Mike]

You'll never run out of bills to pay,
but you will run out of time.
Say yes to the memories that matter.
So take the trips.
Make the memories.
You only have one life!