@Hazel_qs has anyone ever gotten a two weeks notice from their work for being let go? because we ALL gotta stop giving workplaces that courtesy until we get it first, which we never will; not all of us.
Toddler has learned that when the doorbell rings we often open the door and say "come in! we were just [whatever we were doing]" but she's very literalminded so she opens the door and says "come in! we were just opening the door."