teefies

i go by mal (he/him)

how do y'all find it in you?

[teefies @ConciseHandle]

this site has gotten progressively shittier since this tweet.

[tara shoe @tarashoe]

why don't you just googoo it. wook it up on googoo.

[t-sheezy ✨ @sheezy_t]

The blacker Vince’s music gets, the more a lot of you niggas don’t want to hear it and I peep that

[✦ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✦🪐 @upshine3]

If he dies during Pride month, yippie but if he dies on Juneteenth, during Pride... girl. That's God.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Oh he ATE with that one

[teefies @ConciseHandle]

@Hazel_qs has anyone ever gotten a two weeks notice from their work for being let go? because we ALL gotta stop giving workplaces that courtesy until we get it first, which we never will; not all of us.

[鳥頭 @pppppisk]

散歩中

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Some relatable jokes

[𐚁 @Kaylavosss]

real real real

[Ash (he/ him) @Schumacher_The]

Homophobic and transphobic. Please don’t leave out that he died protecting his trans husband, Tristan.

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

What if, call me crazy, we introduced a wealth tax instead

[Kelsey Piper @KelseyTuoc]

Toddler has learned that when the doorbell rings we often open the door and say "come in! we were just [whatever we were doing]" but she's very literalminded so she opens the door and says "come in! we were just opening the door."

[Megami thee Stallion™️ @MegamiNYC]

Computah.
Make everyone gay and horny for pride month. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[C2quared @beachbumpablo]

The lucha mask +suit combo top 10 hardest fits in human history

[Raven @RKS1231740]

Will you ?

[Raven @RKS1231740]

Put me down please 🙂

[MapleTakes @MapleTakes]

This. Carney is further right than Harper, and we need to stop this slow march to tyranny.