Concussed Avila

Hi my name is Alex and I have the concussions. Catcher for the Detroit Tigers. (parody: not associated with Alex Avila)

[Concussed Avila @ConcussedAvila]

Yes he was crying why does everybody keep asking that

[Concussed Avila @ConcussedAvila]

Why did my dad come home from work so early today

[Concussed Avila @ConcussedAvila]

My dad often asks me for advice on his business decisions

[Concussed Avila @ConcussedAvila]

Al: Look at this Alex, I’m about to sign Correa, as soon as I click this button

Alex: But what if u click THIS button?

Al: No Alex no that was a joke do NOT-

Alex: (clicks)

Ken Rosenthal: BREAKING: Tigers sign Chris Taylor to a 10 year $360 million deal

[Concussed Avila @ConcussedAvila]

More concussed than I am

[Lynn Henning @Lynn_Henning]

But Tigers need at least two big bats, on top of the upcoming arrivals of Riley Greene and Torkelson, etc. Catcher complicates matters, entirely, with Jake Rogers gone in 2022. Will not be surprised to see them deal one of their young blue-chip pitchers, with Casey Mize a guess.

[Concussed Avila @ConcussedAvila]

I’m still playing?

[MLB Home Run @MLBHR]

Alex Avila - Washington Nationals (1) Solo

[Concussed Avila @ConcussedAvila]

I decided to play catcher at shortstop yesterday

[Mike Petriello @mike_petriello]

Noted shortstop Alex Avila

[Concussed Avila @ConcussedAvila]

Why are my Fox Sports Detroit stocks dropping

[Concussed Avila @ConcussedAvila]

I’m still in the league?

[Ken Rosenthal @Ken_Rosenthal]

Free-agent catcher Alex Avila in agreement with Nationals on one-year contract, pending physical, sources tell @TheAthletic.

[Concussed Avila @ConcussedAvila]

The catcher is supposed to catch the ball on those plays

[Concussed Avila @ConcussedAvila]

Trump closing out his Presidency term worse than Jose Valverde

[Concussed Avila @ConcussedAvila]

Maybe he’s just Prince Fielder

[Concussed Avila @ConcussedAvila]

Can CJ Cron pitch? Seriously I have no idea who he is

[Concussed Avila @ConcussedAvila]

I guess everyone got caught in traffic

[Concussed Avila @ConcussedAvila]

Oh no

[Concussed Avila @ConcussedAvila]

What position is C

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

With pick No. 38 in the 2020 #MLBDraft, the #Tigers select C Dillon Dingler from the Ohio State University.

[Concussed Avila @ConcussedAvila]

I guess we can move Jhonny Peralta to relief pitcher

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

With pick No. 73 in the 2020 #MLBDraft, the #Tigers select SS Trei Cruz from Rice University.

[Concussed Avila @ConcussedAvila]

I see, Andy Dirks must be moving to center field with Jackson going to the Dolphins. That’s why we drafted a left fielder

[Field Yates @FieldYates]

The Dolphins have signed first round OT Austin Jackson, per source. He’s the second of their three first round picks to sign his rookie deal.

[Concussed Avila @ConcussedAvila]

Where will Andy Dirks play?

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

With pick No. 62 in the 2020 #MLBDraft, the #Tigers select LF Daniel Cabrera from Louisiana State University.

[Concussed Avila @ConcussedAvila]

Third base? Where will Inge play?

[Detroit Tigers @tigers]

Got our guy!

With the first pick in the 2020 #MLBDraft, the Detroit Tigers select 3B Spencer Torkelson.