Sarcasm

A simple woman who only wants love, peace and happiness in my life. Oh, and sarcasm.

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Life is too short to live the same day twice.

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can i log out of life

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IS TIRED AN EMOTION BECAUSE I FEEL IT ALL THE TIME

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Take a deep breath, pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and start all over again.

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lets play a game called you bring me food and i eat it

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If you abuse a dog you are literally the lowest of the low because they will always come back, and try to make you love them it's so sad

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I spend too much of my time imagining stuff that'll never happen.

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My hair is at such an awkward length right now... it's not long... and it's not short... I want to cut it again but I want it longer.

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One of the best feeling in the world is when you're hugging the person you love and they hug you back even tighter.

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Constantly torn between being nice or a sarcastic little bitch.

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Win or learn, never lose.

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I have to sleep with a blanket, no matter how hot my room is

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The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets. The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears. And the kindest hearts have felt the most pain.

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You're angry at me for that? That's cool, just let me know when you grow up.

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Never waste your feelings on someone who doesn't value them.

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have u ever been so sad that u cant even cry u just sit there & think about how sad u are

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The second you stop caring about things that bring you down is the second you start living.

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Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is after you're in an argument youll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute

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The truth is, everyone is going to hurt you. You just got to find the ones worth suffering for.

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I swear we girls are some investigators. We will literally do anything and put the pieces together to find some shit out. And we do.