Kauntact

khali dimaag
shaitan ka ghar

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I intended to start this in midsem break but I will be reading a bunch of books and I accidentally read one. They are almost all intended for children but I am trying to make up for the childhood I lost trying so hard to be intellectually superior than everyone else

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On another day at lko airport guy threw up during boarding. Caught splashes on luggage and myself. Know what he had for dinner. Went to get tissues he had thrown up outside the washrooms as well. Might have to take the day off to recover. Need a hot bath. Or two.

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10/10 incredible

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2/10 bored

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21.

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after a year of learning to play the guitar I was finally at a party where there was casually a guitar there where they casually asked if someone knew how to play the guitar where I very casually played the guitar on a day I decided to dress like alex turner 10/10

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thing about ocd flatmates is they're self aware. They don't expect the same from you. If it bothers them they'll fix it maybe they'll resent you a lil bit but w a pinch of salt.thing about messy flatmates is they think it is their god given right to be disgusting in public spaces

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you know someone's playing too much krillion when they start calling everything a deep cut @shandilyeah

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They're playing patience by gnr moment feels infinite

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Pecos indiranagar shaking like a wet dog going to chug 2 beers before my friends show up so I am the perfect amount of funny try not to smoke challenge impossible but I can do it because something about self determinisim or whatevwr and I've done much harder things before

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Sounds like a strong battle good thing I'm hard soldier

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"I get the feeling that you don't really like me" Its because I dont

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@ayushGup7 interestigi

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My hair is exactly at the same length as heath ledger in 10 things I hate about you if any young ladies wanna hmu

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I wanted AAA batteries and I accidentally ordered AA batteries. And then despaired because I cannot ethically do another Instamart order. And then I remembered I've previously wanted AA batteries and ordered AAA and lo and behold....my genius is sometimes frightening

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friday 7 pm scheduled message list blast 'pecos indiranagar'

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hope I don't get ragebaited today: me clocking into a long day at the ragebait factory

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"you're so vain I bet you think this song is about you" ok but isn't it

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anjunadri wines doesnt know what hit it

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ice ice baby

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passing my time by playing mind games w ppl trying to sell their opeth tickets

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Thinking about that year of college when I was in top 1% beatles listeners wonder what was going on w me since I want you(she's so heavy) is so popular again