Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower

FORMER DRAG RACER-AMERICAN-SUPPORT OUR VETERANS-PRO CONSTITUTION-ASSHOLE-KINDA FUNNY

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

So there’s no misunderstanding, here’s my gun permit. I do what I want because I can.

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

Gay Pride meeting

[𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐀𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐓 ™️🇺🇸 @Texpatriot26]

🚨This Talarico rally in Austin is off the hook 🤡😂

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

@Texpatriot26 😳

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@Scott9946Mellow Doable 👊🏼😎

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

@josemamma lol you definitely are but you rescue cats to care for in their remaining time, so they aren’t alone. Not many do that.

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

I’m sitting on the top left corner of a king sized bed, leaning against my dresser, and these bananas have to lay on top of me.🤦🏼‍♀️

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

@spikygeek A turret by the house, perhaps?

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

Is it any of the government’s business?

[Brass Kicker @BrassKickerLLC]

Is this a need?

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

@TheRealLeviH It sure can

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

@bignosekate77 I’ll make sure you don’t fuck up. I got you, girl.

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

I like her. Classy fucking chick.

[BigNoseKate @bignosekate77]

I’ve decided that from now on, I’ll never use profanity again. Not a single fucking word.

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

@farmlifeintheus Well shit

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

@TagzBU True

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

Things that make you go haha

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

@josemamma Ugh yes

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

@dirtflipper He hated the government

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

I don’t know, man. The more I think about it, the more I understand the Joker. He was onto something.

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

@BILLYRAY20221 You suck

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

@josemamma 🤣🤣

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

This is probably the most accurate thing on X.

[Suzee Q @SusieM414141]

This is an illustration of what it looks like from my insides when I decide to go have a Mexican Pizza at Taco Bell. It’s the only thing I like to eat from there. If you know, you know. Sorry for the TMI! 😆

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

@bignosekate77 Especially not the fuck word

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

@Ngonna I’m sure it’s on YouTube lol

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

@grahamwil Exactly!

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

No

[Brass Kicker @BrassKickerLLC]

HARD NO

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

@doogadoo11 One no on here is one too many, man.

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

@RazorbackF61317 @doogadoo11 That’s what’s up👊🏼😎

[Mia Wells AKA Madame Horsepower @ConditionOne247]

@NoPhule I wish they’d eat it though🤣