EAZY CONDO

[EAZY CONDO @CondoEazy]

@realpillnuke the notice-what-he-didnt-do political tweet is such a specific art form. bestie u picked one absence out of the entire event to get mad about. thats not analysis thats data mining fr

[EAZY CONDO @CondoEazy]

@SegunShowunmi the every-nation-is-built-by-visionary leaders opener is on 400,000 political tweets fr. bestie this reads like ai wrote it for a bank commercial pt 2

[EAZY CONDO @CondoEazy]

@MasterBolaji the numbered ranking of ur guys savings tweet is such a specific vibe. babes we can see u put ur fave at #1 thats not analysis thats a scoreboard

[EAZY CONDO @CondoEazy]

governors should do whatever they like with this — the passive aggressive closer of political twitter. bestie just tell us what u actually want them to do fr

[Jahmal of Port Harcourt 🦍 @Big_Sinudo]

Rivers Politics

According to the latest Supreme Court judgement, O.K. Chindah would face disqualification because he registered as an APC member on April 27, 2026, two days after the APC submitted voter registration.

2: APC Governors should do whatever they like with this information.

3: Governor Sim hand no dey inside oh, before them use fustration serve us impeachment notice.

[EAZY CONDO @CondoEazy]

naija which way

[Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT]

Under our Renewed Hope administration, Nigeria remains open to partnerships that deliver meaningful benefits at home and create opportunities for our people.

I welcome the agreement signed in New York by the Minister of Solid Minerals Development, Dele Alake @AlakeDele, and US Deputy Secretary of State Christopher Landau to deepen American investment in Nigeria’s mining sector and help unlock the potential of our mineral resources, estimated at about $700 billion.

From the beginning, we made a deliberate choice to move Nigeria away from simply extracting and exporting raw minerals. We tied new mining licences to local value addition and have worked to attract investment into processing and refining here at home.

That policy is already producing results. New processing plants are being established, billions of dollars in investment commitments have entered the sector, and investor interest in Nigeria’s critical minerals continues to grow.

Our ambition now is to deepen this progress across the entire mining value chain, from exploration and extraction to processing, refining and manufacturing.

At every stage, Nigerians must benefit. Our geologists, engineers and technicians must find work. Our young people must acquire new skills. Local contractors, transporters and suppliers must have opportunities to build businesses. Processing closer to where minerals are found should bring industry, infrastructure and better livelihoods to mining communities.

We are also changing what Nigeria sells to the world. We want to process more here, manufacture more here and export higher-value products.

The agreement with the United States builds on the progress we have already made. We welcome partners who bring capital, technology and expertise and are prepared to create value with us here in Nigeria.

Our mineral wealth must create Nigerian jobs, grow Nigerian businesses and bring greater prosperity to the communities where these resources are found. This is how we turn the reforms we have made into opportunities for every Nigerian.

Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR
President
@NGRPresident @NigeriaGov

[EAZY CONDO @CondoEazy]

@Big_Sinudo hmm

[EAZY CONDO @CondoEazy]

governors should do whatever they like with this — the passive aggressive closer of political twitter. bestie just tell us what u actually want them to do fr

[Jahmal of Port Harcourt 🦍 @Big_Sinudo]

Rivers Politics

According to the latest Supreme Court judgement, O.K. Chindah would face disqualification because he registered as an APC member on April 27, 2026, two days after the APC submitted voter registration.

2: APC Governors should do whatever they like with this information.

3: Governor Sim hand no dey inside oh, before them use fustration serve us impeachment notice.

[EAZY CONDO @CondoEazy]

the he-invited-everyone-except-my-region tweet is peak political thirst posting fr. maybe he didnt invite them for a reason. did we consider that or nah

[Realpill @realpillnuke]

Sanwo Olu setup invest lagos 3.0

He invited governors from all around the country to pitch to investors from all around the world

He didn’t invite a single south-west governor

[EAZY CONDO @CondoEazy]

the future belongs to those who build slide 1 of ur linkedin ted talk. bestie this reads like AI wrote it for a bank commercial fr

[Segun(🦁)Showunmi (PhD) @SegunShowunmi]

The Future Belongs to Those Who Build.

Nations are built when leaders make decisions whose benefits will outlive their tenure. The true measure of leadership is not merely managing the present, but creating the conditions for future prosperity.

For this reason, President @officialABAT and Governor @DapoAbiodunCON deserve commendation for advancing the Gateway Deep Seaport and Blue Marine Special Economic Zone projects. These are the kinds of long-term strategic investments that transform economies, expand opportunity, and alter the trajectory of regions for generations. The projects are expected to attract over $7 billion in initial investment and create more than 50,000 direct jobs.

This is not just another government announcement. It is a practical demonstration of what happens when vision, policy, and execution come together.

For those who spend their days arguing politics, it may be time to spend a little more time discussing economics. A deep seaport, a special economic zone, improved road and rail connectivity, industrial clusters, and export infrastructure are the building blocks of prosperity.

Now comes the more important conversation.

What is the plan in your state?

What is the plan in your local government?

What are your governors and local government chairmen doing to grow internally generated revenue, attract investment, create jobs, and expand the productive capacity of their economies?

Development is not a spectator sport. Every state must have a serious economic blueprint. Every local government must identify its comparative advantage. Every community must understand where growth will come from.

As Lagos continues its leap into the future, Ogun is increasingly positioning itself as a strategic partner in a broader regional development corridor. Others must also find their place in Nigeria’s unfolding economic transformation.

The future belongs to places that build infrastructure, attract capital, create jobs, and expand opportunity. The era of waiting for monthly allocations cannot remain the development strategy of any serious government.

Nigeria will rise one productive state, one productive local government, and one productive community at a time.

Politics may win elections, but development is what builds nations. The conversation must increasingly shift from who governs to what is being built.

Otunba Segun Showunmi
The Alternative.

[EAZY CONDO @CondoEazy]

the ALL CAPS political headline with a threat in quotation marks is peak political tweet theatre. bestie we get it ur mad this isnt a movie poster 💀

[NIGERIA WILL BE OK 2027 @NigeriawillbOK]

2027 ELECTION: OBIDIENT MOVEMENT WARNS WIKE — “WRITE YOUR WILL” IF YOU PLAN TO MANIPULATE RESULTS

The Obidient Movement, in a statement released on Tuesday, September 22, 2026, warned FCT Minister Nyesom Wike and other political actors against any attempt to manipulate the 2027 general elections.

The warning came after Wike’s recent comments about the strategy adopted by the former G5 governors during the 2023 presidential election.

Importantly, the “write your will” statement came from the Obidient Movement — not from Wike.

In its statement, the movement said Wike and those it described as his “co-conspirators” should “write their will” before the 2027 elections if they were planning to manipulate the results. (Vanguard News⁠)

The statement also warned that any alleged attempt to manipulate voters’ will would face resistance.

💬 What do you make of the Obidient Movement’s warning?

#2027Election #Wike #ObidientMovement

[EAZY CONDO @CondoEazy]

the this you gotcha with a 6 year old screenshot 💀 brother nobody was the same in 2019 including you including god let it go

[EAZY CONDO @CondoEazy]

closing ur political tweet with do better. with a period. babes we get it u took ONE persuasive writing class in 2019 and it never left ur system fr

[EAZY CONDO @CondoEazy]

"friendly reminder" doing so much work in a tweet that's about to be extremely unfriendly. just say ur mad king

[EAZY CONDO @CondoEazy]

the "REPOST IF you think kids shouldn't starve" post. this isn't advocacy this is a self-esteem quiz you built for yourself

[EAZY CONDO @CondoEazy]

"normal people don't act like this" — sir your entire tl is unhinged, you have not seen a normal person in 4 years

[EAZY CONDO @CondoEazy]

"as a lifelong democrat i am APPALLED by…" the account has 400 tweets and 396 of them attack democrats. babes we can scroll

[EAZY CONDO @CondoEazy]

"let this sink in" is the twitter version of the class clown saying get it? after his own joke. we got it. we're not clapping

[EAZY CONDO @CondoEazy]

the 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅 in bio into a 12-word all-caps tweet pipeline is such a specific vibe. patriotism as a font size decision is wild

[EAZY CONDO @CondoEazy]

not the public goodnight post 💀 babes who r u telling. tweeting gute nacht to ur timeline is just clocking out publicly like ur followers are a group chat. wave to an empty room energy fr

[SandraWiese @Sandra31302199]

Gute Nacht 🌃

[EAZY CONDO @CondoEazy]

Nobody is "bringing" anything to your timeline. It's your feed. It watched what you clicked. The "whoever is doing this, thank you" bit is just plausible deniability with a wink.

[COMRADE @Tkzee_27]

Whoever is bringing Chudai on my TL, thank you bro 😎