Cone Poem

i make silly music

[Cone Poem @ConePoem]

ALBUM'S OUT! stream it wherever you stream it or buy it on bandcamp. videos coming soon.

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[Cone Poem @ConePoem]

my ears started ringing as soon as i saw this picture

[Cone Poem @ConePoem]

guy who has only ever watched mythbusters watching porn: hm, not sure. probably confirmed.

[Cone Poem @ConePoem]

cream cheese on potato chip. not bad! not good either. i would eat in a situation in which i want cream cheese, but no standard vessel for cream cheese. this is why i ate cream cheese on potato chip. i was indifferent about it.

[Cone Poem @ConePoem]

who else thinks i should become a vtuber with titties that are mostly out for some reason? 🙋

[Cone Poem @ConePoem]

music reviewing website where the metric of rating is how similar the song is to gerry rafferty's baker street

[Cone Poem @ConePoem]

SUPPORTING LOCAL NEWSPAPERS MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL !

[Cone Poem @ConePoem]

comments on this reinforce my hatred for people who talk about music like it's a competition lmao. just listen to the music and appreciate it for what it is. i question if these people actually enjoy music or if they just think liking a certain thing makes them cool lol

[MystSL @mystsl]

most popular metal albums of all time on aoty:

[Cone Poem @ConePoem]

as soon as i face reveal it's over for the accounts that dedicate their lives to kpop dudes. it will be white boy wednesday for the next decade.

[Cone Poem @ConePoem]

next cone poem song will be about big naturals

[Cone Poem @ConePoem]

coincidentally nearly exactly a year after this i am just about to do the exact same thing

[Cone Poem @ConePoem]

best part of being cone poem dan... not working on album and falling asleep on floor instead

[Cone Poem @ConePoem]

@YouTube would be nice if they actually communicated with people instead of just doing stuff for no reason <3

[Cone Poem @ConePoem]

@YouTube why are the comments on this video turned off? i haven't done it myself and i can't change it, nor do i have any warnings or notices. would be nice if these things didn't happen for no reason
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[Cone Poem @ConePoem]

different strokes for different folks they say. but it's a problem when i'm stroking behind walmart? society.

[Cone Poem @ConePoem]

@binkyfishy hi guys

[cal binkyfishy 🐟 @binkyfishy]

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[Cone Poem @ConePoem]

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NEW VIDEO IS OUT

[Cone Poem @ConePoem]

if you support this evil bullshit you border on subhuman

[Cone Poem @ConePoem]

you guys wouldn't believe how often i straight up steal bill ward's drum fills

[Tony Iommi @tonyiommi]

Wishing a happy birthday to the one and only @billwarddrums - Tony

[Cone Poem @ConePoem]

don't get me wrong, i think the format is really cool and every time i go to an antique mall or record store i'm always looking for cassettes from 80s-90s glam metal bands i like, but the format is pretty much novelty in most situations, and imo it's an obvious cashgrab

[Cone Poem @ConePoem]

really hate how the music industry is turning more towards being religiously devoted to specific artists rather than enjoying art for what it is!

[Cone Poem @ConePoem]

as much as ive enjoyed getting into collecting physical media (including cassettes) seeing popular artists issue cassette singles is hilarious and sad. it's in a really weird spot where it's an alright medium but vinyl and CDs have them beat in nearly every way

[Cone Poem @ConePoem]

they're the smallest (ie, least physical) of the formats and they're relatively inaccessible, the only upside i can think of is that they can store more music than vinyl (which doesn't apply here because this is a single) and they're cheaper