Coneja

Empresaria | Just a little bit taller than average | @conejitogigante's big sister

[Coneja @ConejaColosal]

Weekend starts now. Time to hit the beach!

[Coneja @ConejaColosal]

Thighs are incredibly good for disrupting trade.

🎨: @/RoboMaximillion

[Coneja @ConejaColosal]

Underperforming teams of mine are commonly told that I “need to stay on top of them” indefinitely.

I especially enjoy their alarmed reaction when they realize I meant it literally.

[Coneja @ConejaColosal]

New business venture idea for winter: ramen shop, but with a hot bowl of noodle dragons, planets and galaxies instead of the usual fare.

[Coneja @ConejaColosal]

@gc_arilin I hope I'm not intruding too excessively, but yes.

[Coneja @ConejaColosal]

@Starry_Aqua @gc_arilin @Remmyzilla @conejitogigante I might've.

Wasn't much remaining afterwards, so it may have been a little gauche.

🎨: @/RoboMaximillion

[Coneja @ConejaColosal]

I'm pretty sure the whole continent saw my shadow this morning.

Six more years of winter.

[Coneja @ConejaColosal]

I've been very busy lately.

Don't worry. When I return, you'll feel it.

[Coneja @ConejaColosal]

Still on vacation. This week, it's the mountains.

As long as the skiers stay off me, they won't mind the view.

🎨: Cougr

[Coneja @ConejaColosal]

@BigBadBalteus That works for me! I've been meaning to travel to new locales.

Might need to make Baltea my next exotic destination.

[Coneja @ConejaColosal]

@BigBadBalteus I haven't been invited to one of your Baltean parties just yet and I feel like this is a slightly massive oversight.

[Coneja @ConejaColosal]

Hanging out with @TitanTod and his sister Vinca.

He's more durable than he looks.

🎨: Cougs

[Coneja @ConejaColosal]

They really need to change the name from 'skyscrapers' to 'thighscrapers'.

[Coneja @ConejaColosal]

@MarcieKangaroo @TitanTod I'm sure he won't mind if we share.

[Coneja @ConejaColosal]

A follow-up to my last image: isn't @TitanTod cute?

As a fellow arctic, I couldn't let him loom over some metropolis all by himself. Time for the real fun to begin.

🎨: Cougs

[Coneja @ConejaColosal]

@jaidatruck Considering that it'd probably take them a few hours just to climb out of that sheet canyon, I doubt they're too many other places unless they got blasted off to the floor below.

I'm sure they'll turn up. Eventually.

[Coneja @ConejaColosal]

I might've drunkenly shrunk last night's hookup a bit too small to see.

I'm sure he or she is getting quite the view from the creases of my bedsheets.

[Coneja @ConejaColosal]

Blue is for violet.
Red is for rose.
Your city looks better
framed between my toes.

[Coneja @ConejaColosal]

Found a cute @TitanTod.

Can't let him have all the fun.

🎨: Cougs

[Coneja @ConejaColosal]

If you’re not small enough for me to completely engulf your head in my hand or my toes, I really don’t see the point.