Cake.

Rest In Cake @221Rants. There's cake everywhere. DM me your confession.

[Cake. @ConfessWriter]

I just /love/ when I get griped at for not replying, only to get ignored when I do reply.

[‍ꉂ ‍ ‍ՙ 𝓢𝐏I͜͡𝐍𝙴𝙻𝗘𝗦𝗦 ‍ ‍៹ ‍ ‍𝙵𝙾͟𝙾͟𝙻． ‍ @ichorborne]

i died long ago．nothing can touch me now．

[‍ꉂ ‍ ‍ՙ 𝓢𝐏I͜͡𝐍𝙴𝙻𝗘𝗦𝗦 ‍ ‍៹ ‍ ‍𝙵𝙾͟𝙾͟𝙻． ‍ @ichorborne]

these flowers are full of fangs，comfort me in fury．wake me，witch．

[Cake. @ConfessWriter]

Why has my TL turned into a brothel?

I emerge from my hobbit hole and find debauchery at every turn.

Whores.

All of you.

(Me too.)

[Cake. @ConfessWriter]

Damn it's been a long time...

[Cake. @ConfessWriter]

[Lays in @221Rants' mentions because it's been forever and a day.]

[Cake. @ConfessWriter]

55. The Beatles are not the greatest band/artists ever. I prefer Michael Jackson any day. Stop hollering that shit.

[Cake. @ConfessWriter]

54. The fact that ABC Family changed its name still upsets me.

[Cake. @ConfessWriter]

When you post a solo but no one likes or RTs it but you from your other accounts:

[Cake. @ConfessWriter]

🌚😂

[Cake. @ConfessWriter]

What'd I miss? Who died?

[Cake. @ConfessWriter]

I took an extra long (6 month) nap and my alarm JUST went off. I MISSED YOU BAE. https://t.co/0zj5WmCunl

[Cake. @ConfessWriter]

[Casually dollops cake icing onto @221Rants' nose then disappears again.]

[Cake. @ConfessWriter]

Well it's been quite a while.

[Cake. @ConfessWriter]

Where's the application at to retire from Twitter?

[Cake. @ConfessWriter]

The Cake fandom, duhr. https://t.co/FjUBX0u7w9

[Cake. @ConfessWriter]

Yes and yes. https://t.co/kI9Olm6tbp

[Cake. @ConfessWriter]

@ConfessWriter 🌚 https://t.co/fvY8eFhZwl

[Cake. @ConfessWriter]

Sending starters without asking someone if they actually want to RP with you first and talking like this; " how are you? " https://t.co/KCQRjbIlEh

[Cake. @ConfessWriter]

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