Confession Box

Not for the faint-hearted, 100% anonymous follower confessions. Over 250,000 followers on Instagram // 'ConfessionBoxUK_' 👀

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"On days where I know I can sleep in as late as I want, I set my alarm for reaaally early in the morning just so I can have the satisfaction of turning it off and going back to sleep."

🇬🇧 Walsall

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"Had a guy over & morning sex was on the cards, we had 10 mins before his alarm to leave went off. Just as he blew his load inside of me his alarm went off, we both pissed ourselves laughing & couldn’t believe the impeccable timing. Once in a lifetime moment that."

🇬🇧 Cambridge

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"A few years ago, it was my first time with a guy and we were getting it on. I was on top doing the stuff when he grabbed my tits and 'honked'. I wanted to cry there and then. He was immediately blocked when I got home"

🇬🇧 Manchester

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"I weigh myself before and after using the toilet to see how big my shits are. So far my high score is almost 1kg."

🇬🇧 Bradford

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"Today I found out that my Gran takes pictures on her iPhone by taking screenshots whilst on the camera app... I didn’t have the heart to tell her it was wrong 🥺"

🇬🇧 Cardiff

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"Right now I'm fresh out the shower in a towel on my couch with the pizza and garlic bread I ordered half an hour ago watching abandoned theme park videos. I highly recommend it."

🇬🇧 Edinburgh

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"My best friend and I say we're doing TikTok's together when what we're actually doing is scissoring the shit out of each other. Our husbands are both at work and have no clue, it gives us such a thrill."

🇬🇧 Durham

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"Sometimes I wish I could take my arms off before I go to bed, somehow hang them up somewhere and reattach them in the morning."

🇬🇧 Hull

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"Sometimes I'm so hydrated that when I pee in the toilet you can't even tell the difference between the pee and the water, so I don't flush it as a sign of victory."

🇬🇧 West Sussex

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"My last name is Parker. I babysat when I was a teenager in the 2000s and convinced many of the (younger) kids I watched that Peter Parker (Spiderman) was my cousin. I always threatened to give him a call if they misbehaved."

🇬🇧 London

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"I forgot to get my sister a souvenir when I was in Israel so I ordered a necklace off Amazon with the Star of David on it and told her it was from Jerusalem."

🇬🇧 Cambridge

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"My hubby went through all our cables as the house is overrun by them. He picked up the charger for my vibrator and asked what it was for. I kept a poker face whilst pretending not to know. He threw away the one thing that gives me an orgasm...I'm wounded."

🇬🇧 Chester

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"Tested some handcuffs out with my girlfriend from an old police dress-up outfit last night. The keys snapped trying to get them off & she’s left there cuffed to my bed in my parent's home. An hour later & my dad is freeing her with a hammer & screwdriver...never again."

🇬🇧 Bath

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"I’m a car salesman and I find great joy in farting in customer’s brand new cars when they’re fresh off the transporter."

🇬🇧 Wiltshire

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"Once a week the Mrs and I filter through the confessions on this page and role-play the exact stories. It spices up the evening and has given our marriage a second wind. 100% recommend."

🇬🇧 Bradford

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"I was speaking with a girl recently who kept asking me to send pics and vids of me cumming. I got bored with it so bought a bottle of coconut body wash and would squirt a bit on my belly and send her that instead."

🇬🇧 Greenock

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"I work at a supermarket and one day a homeless guy came in asking for something to eat but our manager didn't allow it and kicked him out. After I finished my shift, I looked for him and gave him the food that my manager had put aside for himself."

🇬🇧 London

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"I used to shag the security guard at the student halls I lived in. I would set off the fire alarm in my room by running the shower and letting the steam out, he'd then know to come up. I could have texted him but it seemed a lot more pornstar to set the alarm off."

🇬🇧 Leicester

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"My girlfriend said if I can get 100 likes on this tweet we can try anal for the first time 🙌"

🇬🇧 Manchester

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"I need the clubs to open, I miss the whole night life experience. Being able to go out, let my hair down and getting down and dirty with the fittest lad I can find. I'm just dying to be pounded through the back door."

🇬🇧 Liverpool