FAConfessions

Confessions of a Flight Attendant

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Hey @AlliantCU, I need access to my financial data. Please let me use the financial services apps I need!

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I've had an hour and a half of sleep. I'm not the only one. #flightattendant #reservelife

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DO. NOT. FLY. You are putting airline workers at risk. #COVID19

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Hey @CapitalOne @AskCapitalOne, I need access to my financial data. Please let me use the financial services apps I need!

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"you look tired"
Thanks. I am tired.... Of your shit.

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If you are too weak to lift your roller bag into the overhead bin, check your fucking luggage. Don't tell everyone seated to be careful as you drop it on their heads.

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Bring your own fucking headphones on the plane. #faconfessions #flightattendant #seriously

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If we announce that there are tight connections and ask you to stay seated if this is your last stop, don't be a dick. Just stay in your seat. #faconfessions #flightattendant #jerks

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@grumpysteward @ConfessionFA Airports have toilets!?! Somebody should post some signs 😂

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More than coke and pretzels. #flightattendant #flightattendantlife https://t.co/sMwJxTh79y

[Mimi M @MimiMM_]

When you ask your flight attendant friend how much last minute airline tickets are...they know you’re fishing for a buddy pass. #travel #flightattendantlife

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Truth be told, airline buddy passes aren’t what they used to be. Flights are always full and cancellations are up. I’m very hesitant to give out a pass anymore, unless the person’s travel plans are flexible. 🤷🏻‍♀️ #travel #flightattendantlife

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Keeping those lost from #UkraineAirlines in my heart. #flightattendant