UMD Confessions

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"I'm actually happy it's raining outside. Makes it easier to focus on studying."

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"The only thing better than Chipotle... is free Chipotle"

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"I need to marry rich because I want to get a boob job and surgery to make my vagina tight again after I have kids."

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"Summer I need you"

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"Just used lotion as body wash in the shower. I'm not high or drunk just stressed with exams"

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"With all the terrible food and no time to work out finals week has me looking like Squidward that time he ate all the krabby patties"

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"my friends are all graduating and I'm just sitting here as a transfer like yeah probably gonna graduate in after 9 years with 300 credits"

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"Stop Virgin Shaming... literally my pet peeve."

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"Made out with 3 ugly guys and took a piss in front of one then walked home by myself at 4 am. Maybe I should lay off the booze a bit"

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"Went to my ex boyfriends room drunk crying and begging for him Back... He still doesn't want me back"

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"I'm a girl and I masturbate at least twice a day"

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"Every girl my ex boyfriend hooks up with... I message them on Facebook saying "YAYY we're Eskimo sisters! You go girl!"

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"My boyfriend on the hockey team dumped me; so the next day I fucked an Omaha player in his hotel room #Score"

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"Hockey players are good in bed"

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"Katie ******* gives me a boner"

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"A Blackhawks jersey is the most unattractive thing a girl could possibly wear. Get that shit outta here #StateOfHockey"

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"You know you celebrated 420 right when you wake up still high as fuck the next day #dabsondabs"

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"Accents are like the sexiest thing ever. International students cum at me ;)"

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"To not take Adderall while other students did would be like playing tennis with a wood racket. #LetsBeReal"

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"My ex dumped me over 4 months ago and I'm still so in love with him. I pray every day that he comes back :("