Confessions

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dresses as tight as a second skin http://t.co/s5AYa41xpc

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"Got laid for the first time. Came home and told my Dad. He brought out a bottle of Jack and we took shots to celebrate. He's a Bro" NY

[Sebastián Villalobos @Villalobos_Show]

Dad Sends His Little Girl Off to School in A Sundress. Wh... http://t.co/2YxViMk7WX

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"If you complain about a guys height, I can complain about your weight. You can lose some pounds, I can't grow 6 inches" NY

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My version of flirting is looking at someone attractive multiple times and hoping they are more brave than I am.

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Cheating on Snapchat Backfires http://t.co/LsjB0qN4N7

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"Goals for Spring:

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Weird Texts From My Daughter http://t.co/8d5xoloNBe

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"Got so fucking high the day of graduation, I ran onstage and grabbed the principles boob. I'm only a freshman." SDHS

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Forget Micro, These Should Be Called Nano Bikinis http://t.co/EpOvMn98T8

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"Every time my side piece comes over my Mom helps me hide all the pictures of my girlfriend. My mom is a Bro"

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girls will get mad at you for shit you have zero control over "why the fuck is there girls at your school??"

[Mikhail Bakunin @MikhailBakuninS]

Guy Finds Wife Cheating With HIS BROTHER, Her Facebook Re... http://t.co/KJiC1vfb72

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"I'm just sitting here on a lonely night all by myself. Just kidding I have my bottle of vodka, that's all I need." - MSU Bozeman

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Every text I send: hmmm that's a bit too harsh

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STEPH CURRY!

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Now she likes me. All I did was point out her typo.

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"When I was 14 years old my ex gf gave me a handy while we was eating at the dinner table with her parents.." CHS Tennessee

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"I love my girlfriend. We smoke, fuck and party together all the time. I am one lucky bro." - MSU