Confused Finn

*removes helmet, breathes heavily*

[Confused Finn @ConfusdFinn]

Ugh. All that stormtrooper training, and they never taught me how to fly a Tie Fighter. #Confused #needapilot

[Confused Finn @ConfusdFinn]

Shouldn't the First Order just call themselves the Second Empire? #FactsArentRacist

[Confused Finn @ConfusdFinn]

Why are Kylo Ren's ears so big? And do they get good enough reception for HBO?

[Confused Finn @ConfusdFinn]

Stormtroopers can be good guys too. #FactsArentRacist

[Confused Finn @ConfusdFinn]

#AllFashionNoFunction

[Confused Finn @ConfusdFinn]

Kylo Ren's helmet makes him menacing like Hipster glasses make people look smart.

[Confused Finn @ConfusdFinn]

Rey is so confusing... she doesn't want me to hold her hand, but freaks out when I try to leave. Then she hugs me all the time. We dating?

[Force Ghost Anakin @F0rceGhostVader]

i grew up on a lame desert planet as a slave with no father

what exactly is kylo's excuse for being whiny

#DarkSideUsersTheseDays

[Force Ghost Anakin @F0rceGhostVader]

i had brown hair. my children and that infernal pilot had brown hair.

kylo we know you use dye.

#YoureNotThatEmo

[Confused Finn @ConfusdFinn]

Kylo Ren is trying super hard to be like his grandpa. He even got the whole teary-eyed whiny bitch thing going. #Skywalkers #WhatUpWithThem

[Confused Finn @ConfusdFinn]

@KyloR3n

[Confused Finn @ConfusdFinn]

Kylo Ren probably wouldn't be so sad if he would stop killing people. It worked for me.

[Confused Finn @ConfusdFinn]

Okay, is Luke supposed to be Rey's father?! That's what has me really confused.

[Confused Finn @ConfusdFinn]

*Stares in bewilderment*

[Confused Finn @ConfusdFinn]

Same goes for the Wookies.

[Confused Finn @ConfusdFinn]

Everyone understands BB-8 except me. Why?!

[Confused Finn @ConfusdFinn]

I may be the only stormtrooper who:
1. Is A good guy
2. Can actually shoot people
3. Can't fly a Tie Fighter

#WhatsWrongWithMe

[Confused Finn @ConfusdFinn]

So what's the deal with wookies? Are they bears or sasquatch or what?

[Confused Finn @ConfusdFinn]

My favorite emotion: https://t.co/L75XThGaKY

[Confused Finn @ConfusdFinn]

This BB-8 droid is the bees knees. Even though it actually has no knees... but still.

[Confused Finn @ConfusdFinn]

Okay, Rey is hot. But Jakku is also really hot... like, "Holy hell, get me off of this God forsaken planet" hot. So I'm conflicted.